MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

😂😂😂

Paul is a pointless bag of platitudes and dangerous abuser justification

Prepare ti be overwhelmed!

No way is he getting on a plane to Edinburgh every weekend when the bright lights of the Sugar Hut are calling.

I thought he’d spilt bleach on it

I fear they are going to fabricate more time for April and Ashley to spend time together 🙄 because every couple this year is a disaster

I'm sharing one seat on a sofa with two cats, Keye would hate it.

Keye's worst fear come true, the cat is eating the other one.

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Is Keye teetering on the edge of a nervous breakdown?

The first real life stress and these two are toast

Same cat! The fuckwit likes to chew his own leg...

My cat is similarly enthralled by mafs drama.

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Mine looks more like a chicken.

Abi is not a cat fan either from the look on her face. Meanwhile no one beginning with L or R can manage a look on their faces because their faces are pumped with goop.

That's a lot of hair on Crystal

Could a painter and decorator afford weekly flights to Scotland?

Does anyone else get Russian Gymnast vibe from Leah? She loves those 70's tracksuits.

Yup! They're hard to please...

Missed the first part (Bake off) where are Ashley and Grace, though they were done. Davide and Keye seem too good to be true , having resolved the cat issue. Leigh is getting boring over her possessiveness and insecurity. Leah would never get to go out.

This boring as fuck non story again.

She could be an assassin on Killing Eve.

I would have given up on controller Barbie weeks ago 🙄

Yup! Or mean PE teacher..

In wellibobs

These two don't stand a chance and need to get the fuck off our screens.

My cat is equally riveted.