MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

@Postcardsender Reiss will do a runner as soon as the show's over.

But is the naked pig hung like a horse?

They need to get on with this CC already.

I’m bored shitless listening to them all recap the same shit about their pointless relationships

No, but we DO know he likes castles and pyramids...

Actually pigs have curly penises. Interesting (!?) fact!

Reiss just sitting staring at her while she blabs on about how he's the perfect man for her. He was either desperately trying to think of something to say or he was wondering if he should mention her face.

The sex? Thats about it I think. I don't think he actively dislikes her, and he finds her attractive, but he's just not that into her.

Pauls top looks like he rescued it from a house fire

I know. And don't they have spikes too or are those hyenas?

Wow, what a smiley bunch.

Yep. 15 minutes of pointless shite.

Oh, are Grace and Ashley going straight to the vows bit then?

Cats have spikes! Not sure about hyenas

Who aren’t coming to the CS I wasn’t concentrating?

Ooh Grace and Ash taking time to reflect, but not actually leaving. Interesting.

Black and white symbolism for the angel and devil. Think the whole cat hoo-ha thing was done to add drama and they're playing into it.

Grace and Ashley are “reflecting “

does that mean they’re coming back

god no

Grace and Ashley thankfully. The dead horse has been flogged to decomposition.

Grace is big on reflecting!
It's what she does best.

This re-telling of the cat saga doesn't make Keye look good, it's all so overly dramatic and silly.

Paul apparently fell sideways into a bucket of bleach.

I get Keye's remove himself from the situation bit.

But will they have each other's backs and take accountability?

Ah, Grace and Ashley are let downs.
Glad the lads have made up, maybe Keye was overwhelmed by the cat cafe.

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