MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

FFS Hotdog, she hates you.

Snap😂

Those lashes make Abigail's eyes look crossed. Like the glasses in The Jerk.

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This series definitely had the most boring contestant ever.

Leisha's face looks even more deformed than normal. The filler is on the loose.

I saw the beginning when they were all dressed as clowns and thought Kristina hasn't done herself any favours with her big lips and stuff.

April, you have not been putting his feelings above yours, stop pretending you have been nice to him! We have it on film!

Reiss seems to have a ragbag collection of clothes.

Leisha looks like a madame tussauds model

she is so unnatural

Must be the drastic change in temperatures between Edinburgh and London. It's all melting and going wonky.

Distracted by Reiss moving his hair by frowning

Leisha looks weirder than ever with no eye make up.

FFS Leisha.

Reflecting is the new disrespecting..

More like Madame Wonksauds

every single relationship on this is a showmance

they all understand the value £££ of being in a couple

Or Madman Tussauds!

She's going to get irreversible damage if she carries on messing with her face, it's sad really.

Yeah, Leisha's face had just become more weird. It looks as though it's been pulled tight and she can barely move. It's getting a bit distressing, actually.

No make-up.
She really needs to stop.
I'd say she looks much better without it.

Abi's eyelashes are ridiculous.

I wonder if John and Abi are in an initial euphoric type of "love" like Shona and Brad claimed to be, but not in a chavvy way and that's why we're taking them at face value. But it could burn out quickly and they'll realise it was a mirage.

Maybe she's been on the polyjuice potion.
Any minute it will run out and her face will melt to reveal....Dean!

I do wonder if they watch it back and realise how much they've overdone the fillers etc.

Maybe it is the Chamber of Horrors in Tussauds?

Has Reiss ever said what he likes about being married to Leisha?