MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

She's only a few years younger than me.

I blame the parents and their lack of stern boundaries and beating of the children. That's what softy, softy parenting does.

Is Mel getting married??? Or is that just her Saturday afternoon frock?

I saw a news article that said Ofcom had received 100 complaints about Ashley’s treatment on mafs!

I was excited for MAFS Australia as there was a rumour this year they'd cast normal folk.
Then it turns out the truth is the complete opposite 😤

Ash going over again that he didn't change at all and she was meant to come around to his way of being

I've only just started watching this (episode 20 or something) but I think Grace must suffer the same sort of thing the man Andrew formerly known as Prince Andrew has with his not sweating because when Grace cries no bloody tears come out.

Oh, this story is expanding significantly

Grace is an over thinker

It’s a fine line, I think Ash is a bit gaslighty

Grace takea no accountability for the breakdown of the marriage. Not ever

He's unlocking toilet doors?!

The other fun fact about otters is that they have a favourite rock that they keep in a pouch.

Why on earth would he open the bathroom door? Fucking creepy!

Grace couldn’t take a shit in peace

WTAF? He broke into the loo?

I do love that about them!

There's no need to be in the loo with your partner!
Or am.just weird?!

Sea otters do I think, so they don’t float apart! I don’t know if this is typical but I saw river ones once sleeping in a pile with their babies bless em

This is what happens when intimacy is forced on people. These people are strangers.

It’s dangerous

Picking the lock is predatory

What do they use it for? Killing fish?

This is too cute!
I hope it’s the penguins that are the bastards and not the otters.

No Ash, you don't need a woman to SHOUT no

That is really weird 😬

Nope. Keep that shit separate.