MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Oh no, the loo thing is not playful,, that is awful

I always wondered if the thrush story was about him being a sex pest.

That was a massive over step by him. That would piss me off , she would not have felt safe with him after that

He was doing it to Mel there - "Thats not what I am saying!"

I'm swinging back towards Grace pretty fast here.

Ok Ash…you lost me now. Picking bathroom door locks, I’d have flung my sh*t at him if he did that to me!

I was on Ash's side but... I'm getting alarm bells about him now.

It's the seals that are the bastards, not the penguins. They kill penguins for fun. But the orcas kill seals for fun. Basically all animals are bastards. And dolphins are the gang-rapists that rape to death.

It’s definitely the otters that do the raping. I couldn’t remember if the victims were seals or penguins.

Unless it’s all an urban myth of course.

Everyone else doesn't matter Ash, they aren't in your relationship

We had Grace's back and could see the slimeball for who he is.

Who do dolphins rape?

I’ve been married for decades but I would be seriously frightened if DH broke into the toilet unannounced.

So he's a serial lock picker. Nice.

His constaant smiling is giving me Dean vibes

Now why didnt Grace lead with "the creepy bastard picked the toilet lock! " instead of all this "don't feel listened to/ self reflection/ dress gate.

I'd have been totally on her side

and it's now apparent why he's single. He's set Grace back years....

Fellow dolphins

Ah he can hear it from the man just not the female experts

"I have always done it in the past and it's been ok"

Yeah, that's why you are on MAFS you silly berk

What the hell does Paul have on his feet??

Ash is awful!! No clearly isn’t enough for him, if she didn’t scream and shout at him she really meant yet, he was just being playful. Poor poor Grace!!

This thread has taken a v dark turn.

But yes all nature is a bastard.

are the experts ever going to mention to Grace that she played some part in the break up of the relationship?

I'd have been telling production I wasn't staying in a room with him again and moving out sharpish. I, too, can't believe she kept that quiet.