MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

I’ve given up on Weight Watchers while this has been on

Sea Otters also rape seals to death (or is it penguins?)

He has said about 5 million times that he hates being pressured and she has not listened once.

Oh, so now she has loved the experience with him. FOR FUCKS SAKE, LEISHA!

OMG, I called them that just yesterday.
Reisha!

I remember this one.. not the teeth. I was probably out and about that week. You couldn’t keep me home for love nor money back then 🤣

and pet ferrets are quite smelly aren't they

As soon as filming is over Reiss is gone gone gone 🏃‍♂️‍➡️🏃‍♂️‍➡️🏃‍♂️‍➡️

Reiss looks scared stiff!

What's next? Anything interesting before MAFS. Aus.

Leisha's trying to manifest something here or whatever that woo bollocks is called.

It's the penguins

Oh. That’s spoilt my image of cute otters.

“Otters hold hands while they sleep in the water. One reason why otters hold hands is to avoid drifting away in the water. Otters fear losing their family members while they are sleeping or relaxing. ”

Oh nooooooo whyyyyyy

Oh Christ she’s dropped the L bomb. Every time she ever opens her mouth he just looks terrified.

Wait what 😳

The stuff I learn on here is amazing… and always non MAFS related 🤣

She wants someone adventurous as long as she doesn't get taken to a theme park.

Hang on. He said 3 minutes ago that he had feelings not strong feelings. Now he's just said to her he's got strong feelings. Then in his VT bit he says he has just feelings. I'm so confused.

But she is that age isnt she?

2 of my kids are like this EVERYTHING needs to be talked about. It is so ruddy boring. They are about her age. Lordy me it is exhausting

Oh god, Grace and Ashley.

Someone round me has ferrets and takes them for a walk on leads.

The Stranger Things final season 😁

Bloody hell I thought those two had buggered off. I forget about them, and was happy to keep it that way 🙄

If it's over, why do we need to watch????

I really don't think we will learn anything more about Grace and Ashley from this!

Like Steven, Reiss talks about "the girl” to his partner's face. It jarring.

There’s just something so sad about these lovely young girls with their insane bodies and enhanced faces wondering what else they can do to ‘snare’ someone.

Like, their energy has gone into the wrong places.