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MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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dillite · 03/11/2025 22:18

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

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Donttellempike · 05/11/2025 21:37

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:36

I hate clingy. I'd not last a day with Leisha.

It’s suffocating, she needs someone to be honest with her. Her neediness is repellent

Nofksleft2give · 05/11/2025 21:37

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/11/2025 21:36

I bet otters would shit in your shoes given half a chance! Did you ever watch that zoo program about Chester zoo? The otters were right little bastards, winding up all the other animals! I liked them for it though!

Maybe they could split the difference and get a ferret.

dillite · 05/11/2025 21:37

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/11/2025 21:36

I bet otters would shit in your shoes given half a chance! Did you ever watch that zoo program about Chester zoo? The otters were right little bastards, winding up all the other animals! I liked them for it though!

I am sure they would destroy your house at the earliest opportunity, but as they aren't pets, the shoes should be fine.

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menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:37

@hoxtonbabe It's surprising what people will do for fame. Does anyone remember The Word?

EveryMeandEveryYou · 05/11/2025 21:37

When did Versarce become VerSarchay?

murasaki · 05/11/2025 21:38

I wonder what Leisha thinks when she sees her face on tv. It's looking like the latter stages of 'Death Becomes Her' now.

hoxtonbabe · 05/11/2025 21:38

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:37

@hoxtonbabe It's surprising what people will do for fame. Does anyone remember The Word?

I remember the word..

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 05/11/2025 21:38

Do otters hold paws/ hands with each other when sleeping?

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:38

@murasaki @😂

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/11/2025 21:38

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:37

@hoxtonbabe It's surprising what people will do for fame. Does anyone remember The Word?

Yes! "Ill do anything to get on TV"!

EveryMeandEveryYou · 05/11/2025 21:38

Nofksleft2give · 05/11/2025 21:37

Maybe they could split the difference and get a ferret.

Imagining a dark basement room with 8 cats, 2 otters and a few ferrets thrown in and a Keye strapped to a chair sweating.

murasaki · 05/11/2025 21:38

EveryMeandEveryYou · 05/11/2025 21:37

When did Versarce become VerSarchay?

When it gained the extra 'r' that it doesn't have?

browneyes77 · 05/11/2025 21:39

I’ll be glad when this finishes

I can have a wine detox

StaySpicy · 05/11/2025 21:39

Success! DH got up for food so I got my wine. Evening seems slightly more bearable now.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 05/11/2025 21:39

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:36

I hate clingy. I'd not last a day with Leisha.

Me too.
I picked up on Nelly and rap boy (Dean) clinging insecure behaviour very early.
It's a run trigger for me, even in friendships. 🫣

Donttellempike · 05/11/2025 21:39

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:37

@hoxtonbabe It's surprising what people will do for fame. Does anyone remember The Word?

Yes. It was too much even then😂

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:39

@hoxtonbabe I remember the guy who licked a woman's false teeth in the I'll do anything segment.

Shadesofscarlett · 05/11/2025 21:39

browneyes77 · 05/11/2025 21:39

I’ll be glad when this finishes

I can have a wine detox

oh i will join you - I need a family sharing bag of crisps detox.

RancidRuby · 05/11/2025 21:39

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:37

@hoxtonbabe It's surprising what people will do for fame. Does anyone remember The Word?

The song a granny one was particularly memorable.

TinselAngel · 05/11/2025 21:39

https://www.tiktok.com/@amelieob2.0/video/7431638147970223393

Moat Loff

EveryMeandEveryYou · 05/11/2025 21:39

murasaki · 05/11/2025 21:38

When it gained the extra 'r' that it doesn't have?

haha, my error!

murasaki · 05/11/2025 21:40

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:39

@hoxtonbabe I remember the guy who licked a woman's false teeth in the I'll do anything segment.

And the lad that was nearly eaten by Ivy from Corrie.

browneyes77 · 05/11/2025 21:40

menopausalfart · 05/11/2025 21:39

@hoxtonbabe I remember the guy who licked a woman's false teeth in the I'll do anything segment.

I remember a guy who licked peoples armpits after they worked up a sweat 🤢

hoxtonbabe · 05/11/2025 21:40

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 05/11/2025 21:38

Yes! "Ill do anything to get on TV"!

Oh yeah!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The good days when people were honest and upfront about it!

dillite · 05/11/2025 21:40

Oh, we have upbeat music now so they must be fine

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