MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Yawn John and Abi are so fucking dull. They are like magnolia paint.

Because otters don't shit in his shoes and don't eat his face.

Leisha, stop it! You are going to destroy the bare minimum of a relationship that there is.

Instead of being open and honest and vulnerable, why not just try being a good laugh

You don't keep three of them and two lesbian friends in a flat in Horsham.

Agreed!

She's going to tell him she loves him. Oh god.

Leisha: “HAVE YOUR FEELINGS CHANGED IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES?? HAVE THEY??”

😂😂

I’ve done Christmas in New Zealand and it felt v odd. They didn’t seem to care,no decorations, and we spent it on the beach!

‘I hate drama so much’ is classic avoidance talk.

Leisha saying she isnt a "drama person"?? What?

How can he shake his head and say she knows he isn't going to run off when he's openly said he doesn't feel the same as her and only 80% etc.
She's pushing where he's put a barbed wire fence.

Oh God Leisha, keep going with the sabotage...

Aww Keye and Davide 😍 love them!! I can picture them on Googlebox!

Keye happy to throw money at Davide’s otter love but won’t tolerate any paws in his home or real life. He’s too high maintenance & we saw his true colours with the tantrum & strop. He’s not an animal person & Davide’s cats are his fur babies. It won’t last.

She needs to be on her own. For a long time. She does not want a relationship, she does not understand what that is. She wants someone to give her self worth.

It’s sad to see it

Gaston and his moult loff.

IKR? All she does is create drama.

Fuck, I hate, hate, hate this constant need to talk about the feelings, know somebody's feelings, need to validate the feelings. There's absolutely nothing more off-putting in a relationship than that.

Not that you're biased towards otters!

🤣 I’d forgotten that!

I missed the first 5 mins, do we see any Ash and Grace tonight? I need closure 😬

I hate clingy. I'd not last a day with Leisha.

I bet otters would shit in your shoes given half a chance! Did you ever watch that zoo program about Chester zoo? The otters were right little bastards, winding up all the other animals! I liked them for it though!

Leisha shiny face is just looking desperate now - if he liked you enough you would know. Walk away and keep your dignity love.

Oh that was iconic.

I hope she ( and others) look back on this and learn from it.

It really is quite embarrassing and I can’t believe they all go on there knowingly making a fool of themselves to get their 5 minutes of fame.