MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

I wouldn’t be happy with a theme park

We all want it to end!

There must be a trouser thief on the loose.
First Abi and now Reiss!

Reese and Leisha are like a Couple of 12 year olds

Leisha, it's really not the distance that's the problem.

Reiss's socks 🤣 Like a schoolboy with those shorts!

I can't imagine being ready to commit to anyone after 6 weeks!!!!

He looks like a schoolboy in those shorts and puffa jacket with his knobbly knees out

Pile the pressure on Leisha, that'll work.

Maybe Reiss has run out of trousers and can’t work out how to use the washing machine.

I wonder if she'll stalk him?

Cut to the reunion

Leisha crying her eyes out while he’s shooting hoops lmaoo tragic

I’m finding myself hoping that John and Abi are for real.

is leisha unhappy that it’s a theme park? I’m not a fan but I’d be ok with it. If it was spider taming at the zoo- no thanks, then you dont know me at all!

Can none of these couples just have fun together? Why must they drain down on each other constantly about their "relationship "? Its so depressing, noone could ever fall for anyone like that!

Leisha never enjoys spending time with her love god. All she does is wang on about her feeels.

Anyone would be running for the hills

6 years before I warm up

She's so desperate. It's quite sad really. She is so insecure and it shows in the fact she's done so much to her face .

I think I can see why Leisha is single. Desperation is a hard one to hide.

I think she is pushing him away because she is feeling the pressure - expected something more personal and romantic than a theme park. I bet having the time pressure isn't helping her chill mindset she had finally got into before homestays.

Oh shut up about Argos Simon and it’s only just November.

And none of us think Argos is just toys.

Perhaps she was after a shopping trip to Mama's and Papas.

Leisha will always struggle to find somebody if she continues being this desperate and intense from the very beginning.

As my son said to me earlier when we were wading through the Xmas tat in the shops, it's not even officially winter yet!

I think John and Abi desperately want each other to be "the one". No other option is entertained.