MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Yes. He felt her up or something

How can you love someone after a few weeks?

What's wrong with an empty theme park?

I’ve just remembered Belinda and Thingy from MAFS Aus who had a marching band on their last date IIRC

We've got the dreaded final vows to come yet, there's so many of them it's going bloody excruciating.

It's the best kind. No queueing.

What's the script tonight? Is it dates or something?

You can’t. Unless you are delusional and emotionally stunted

I don't see any 'growth' with these two. They are always having the best day ever, falling for each other, so in love...since day 1.

At least ASBO Steve has finally gone

Abi forgot her trousers.

Shorts and a blazer is very nautique

John and Abi have zero personality.

Puffin noises ensue

These two are so ridiculously fake! And just not genuine or sincere.

Abu and John name my skin crawl. Fake fake squeaky fake

Blew all the budget on the air b&bs, oh sorry the homestay. So all John gets is the free garden tour not actually inside the palace 🤣

Like something from Black Mirror

A and J

At least she's quiet for once

I'd be happy with a theme park!

John and Abi sound SO scripted

WTF is Reiss wearing? Have his trousers been stolen?

It’s called acting.

Amy