MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Im going to start thinking it’s just toys, to spite them now.

If Bailey was really that scared of heights why would he have organised this?

Why did he book this?
I'd hate those steps, got anemia so I'd never make it to the top!

At least they're on the same page! Unlike poor Reiss whose pet rabbit gets deeper into danger every day

Oh Bailey, you did this to yourself. That's actually torture.

That slide looks ace

I'm with Bailey, hate a see through step. This is bringing back traumatic memories of me sobbing whilst trying to climb up the Eiffel Tower.

Oh good, more serious chats

I thought that there was a lift! That tower is like 10 floors up, I would die climbing all the way up. And then get stuck in the slide tube.

That took me two reads to get it 😂

I didn't like the steps on the Eiffel tower either.

You lot would hate the Philippines then.

Christmas starts in September. In August you start seeing the trees ( no decorations) appear, and by the first week of September it’s all out Christmas lights, trees, the works 😂

I used to work somewhere where the office space was round an atrium with a glass bridge across. I'd walk round rather than ever cross it.

They don't even have the cold there!

You haven't been through "many challenges", it's been the same shit repeated endlessly throughout.

My stomach churned and legs wobbled just reading that, lol

It's not gonna work. Goodbye.

Me too although I think there’s a vanishingly small chance of this. But you never know, maybe just being filmed makes them wooden and sound scripted!

Poor Leisha, I hope she’s ok after this, comes across so traumatised and insecure, could do with some counselling imo

John still going on mission BEST DAY EVER
Poor Leisha with a funfair ride.

The challenge is pretending to want a relationship with someone who you would probably leave half way through the first date, in real life

I might expire from sheer boredom watching Abi and John

Stop talking about the same things that we've seen the past six weeks and show us more of the fun dates! God, it's so boring.

We were 5 floors up, so no chance I was getting on that bridge.

Abi and John are going to crash and burn. Or they are replicants

Isn’t there a Zoo at Drayton Manor any more? Leisha said she wanted animals.