MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

You know he will as well

I still have flashbacks to the first series where theh paired some very unsuitable couples apparently based on psychometric testing. They all looked thoroughly miserable like they were being held hostage.

I enjoyed the first series. I thought it was a really interesting experiment, and I imagined it was a bit like arranged marriages. It’s got worse and worse as time has gone on.

Yes it did seem more earnest

.

I agree with this. They had a proper team of real ixperts in behavioural psychology etc. Not this trio of reprobates out for fame.

I remember there was a lovely lass who was a primary school teacher who fell in love with her matched DH.

Also remember a woman who was in the police and her DH really got on well with her mates on the home stay, which was much longer. They went out clubbing and lived together properly.

I was actually ready and waiting at 8pm tonight, for once.

Here for all the 'excitement'.
And to find out more about cat cafes, Gail's, Greggs and salted caramel products.

I really want some salted caramel chocolate now. Or something.

I feel worried for Davide , I feel like Keye is playing a part in his own romance fantasy and he’s going to get hurt when that bubble bursts

I have wine tonight!

The old MAFS had them living together in real life: working, sharing flats and lives

Oooh i hate the final dates

There's a crease that has appeared by her chin that seems super noticeable largely because the rest of her face is flat. Rebecca must be away...

Any bloke with a pulse and the likelihood of functional sperm would do for Leisha

It was her cheek last night, looking oddly lumpy.

Bloody hell Leisha, don't tell him you love him!

Leisha seems to surround herself with people just as deluded as her! I expected her family to react like Reiss Mum. Instead they re-enforced the madness, Abi is the same 🤦🏼‍♀️
It's ok to not be in love yet

That's what I need! Have the cat on my lap, so will try and convince DH to go in the ad break.

Leisha needs to chill the fuck out

Are they going to give it the full ghost in the pottery studio?

Would rather we just finished here and fast forwards to the reunion. Because I couldn’t care less if any of these couples stay together

Ghost moment incoming

Didn't Gaston and his wife (can't remember her name) do a pottery date too?

Amy, yes I think he terrorised the clay.