MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

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Plenty of desperate Wag wannabes out there. He will be very popular.

Yup, whereas everyone will remember Nelly, Grace and Sarah as the "emotional" ones that are hard work. Mental.

Steven's parents should have slapped his arse as a DC, I'd bet he has slammed many doors over his lifetime.

So, since Traitors isn't on till Thursday, is it on at 9 tomorrow?

Rhombus face will end up looking like Mickey Rourke if she goes on one of those rides.

Off to see Twitter's verdict on tonight...

On at 9 tomorrow.

Great Post on Twitter about Steven's lying ways!
https://x.com/jordanleeming/status/1985834783092719862?t=Hzkd3STKAMOjVOD_LCXz0g&s=19

Davide is really great for keye. He balances him out and I think intellectually they seem equal, they laugh together, there’s a lot of love and attraction there. I do think he hit the jackpot with Davide and it looks like he realises it - apart from the cat cafe incident they’ve had a good run.

I think John is a decent man. He does have some slightly odd mannerisms but so does Abigail. I think they’re set for the long haul.

Abi has the look and similar wardrobe. Lots of off one shoulder stuff. My mum had this kind of thing for her choir and drama wardrobe. No body of dress cutouts though and more bouffant hair/hair piece wigs. I always refer to this as her Margot era

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DaVIDE was introducing Keye to some cat stunt doubles at a cat cafe before he got to meet the real fur family.

I think Keye got the ick in the cottage. He certainly wasn't impressed with DaVIDE'S home - catgate was the final straw.

I can't imagine Margot in a fanny-flossing cozzie.

i think she just doesn't want to be gaslighted, who does?

Or the chainmail coverup
Bum floss with added protection

spikes is cats

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I was half an hour behind so I’m all caught up now.

Steven was only crying because he made a prat of himself in front of everyone

*edited because autocorrect is a prat

Sex table at the wedding reception, get it over and done with early. Older guests can have an interesting favor then :D

Yep I agree - Keye is too much of a “high earner” & Davide is too pedestrian for him. He couldn’t wait to get back to his own luxe life (doubt that was his own pad) but he was v sneering & London centric & came across as a douche. Don’t see it lasting. Def a holiday romance but on tv & all of us watching lol.

Just checking in and watching now but haven't caught up on the threads - are Grashley out out or just out for the night? Surely uou can't just opt out of the cc?

Sex table on the isle, so they each get a weapon of choice to duel it out at the altar. Married At First Shag.

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Tbf Grace is hard work!