MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Mel’s sleeves aren’t flattering.

Has he cried yet?

I want Nelly to write FUCK OFF RATBOY
But I know I'm going to be disappointed

Paul and his shit advice is making my hot flushes come on 😡

Gosh, why DID he get the shit kicked out of him?

The only thing Ratboy could give you would be an STI. Or leptospirosis

He’s only crying because he’s feeling sorry for himself

Can’t imagine as he seems like such a nice bloke

This is bullshit from rat boy

He's a lying hateful piece of shit. Onion in the pocket.

He has nothing but contempt for Nelly.

What shit is he chatting 😡

Damage limitation.

He got off way too lightly there.

He grew in that 2 minutes did he, now he will never be a nasty prick ever again, obvs.

🤮 Ratboi shit the fuck up Jesus

He was just trying to salvage his reputation at the end there, he didn't believe a word he said.

It's utterly infuriating. They dragged Sarah for simply being honest and they've barely taken him to task for lying, being aggressive, calling his partner a fucking idiot, cheating. Unbelievable. And he can fuck right off with this disingenuous sob story.

They could have at least given Steven 10% of the shit that Sarah had

😂 that is spot on, she’s defo the type to boil his rabbit 🐇

I hate what SM does to people after these shows but.........I'll make an exception for Ratboy

He’s angry. Crying the only way out , no one to scream at or punch

He's crying because I suspect he probably doesn't like himself. I don't envy the next person he matches with

Reiss can't make his mind up whether it's summer or winter where he is. Probably Southend, they love sending Essex lot there.

I’d be quite pleased to be taken to Drayton Manor Park.

Unfortunately, Stevo will probably still get loads of shags now just from being off the telly.