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MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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dillite · 03/11/2025 22:18

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

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dillite · 04/11/2025 22:07

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/11/2025 22:06

We're getting 20 mins of Nelly and Stevo?

10 of those will be ad breaks

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:07

She could get a wee plane to go with her flying suit, like Granny whatsername on cbeebies. Then she could nip up and down to Hove with her dog

RancidRuby · 04/11/2025 22:07

Bring those receipts, Nelly.

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/11/2025 22:08

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:07

10 of those will be ad breaks

True dat.

murasaki · 04/11/2025 22:08

Go Nelly. Let it all out.

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:08

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:07

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Just like that!

EmeraldShamrock000 · 04/11/2025 22:08

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:04

And not as skinny

😆

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:08

Come on Mel, rip him a new arsehole

murasaki · 04/11/2025 22:09

Accountability klaxon

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/11/2025 22:09

I'm waiting for Fridgegate.

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:09

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:07

She could get a wee plane to go with her flying suit, like Granny whatsername on cbeebies. Then she could nip up and down to Hove with her dog

Aunty Mabel?

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:09

Steven, you are a liar, liar, pants on fire

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:09

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:09

Aunty Mabel?

Thats the one!!

Shadesofscarlett · 04/11/2025 22:09

ffs dump him

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 04/11/2025 22:09

I like the girl

Oh just put yourself in the bin Steven

EveryMeandEveryYou · 04/11/2025 22:09

Oh no, Nelly don't go near him outside the experiment.
He can't answer because he's dipping his wick elsewhere...

EmeraldShamrock000 · 04/11/2025 22:10

murasaki · 04/11/2025 22:08

Go Nelly. Let it all out.

He is very disrespectful. A nasty dick.

RancidRuby · 04/11/2025 22:10

I like the girl is the new I don't hate the girl.

murasaki · 04/11/2025 22:10

He'd be a dreadful friend.

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/11/2025 22:10

He's saying he doesn't fancy her because he knows she's going to say leave. Twat.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:10

Get him back down the sewers with his kind

Donttellempike · 04/11/2025 22:10

Ratboy is HORRIBLE , aggressive, deceitful and singularly unattractive

Nelly, get some therapy

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:10

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:09

Thats the one!!

I always remember her singing a song about a sewage treatment plant.

browneyes77 · 04/11/2025 22:10

Nelly with her printouts

Girl really did bring the receipts 😂

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:11
You Lyin Lauren Lake GIF by Lauren Lake's Paternity Court

Everyone in the studio right now

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