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MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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dillite · 03/11/2025 22:18

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

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murasaki · 04/11/2025 22:02

Prison warder and inmate here.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:02

Rebecca going to fly a plane ?

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/11/2025 22:02

Thank gawd for that.

5678XXX · 04/11/2025 22:02

She completely slates his character, says he is fake, she eye rolls the whole time he is speaking... and starts with "Leo you are so lovely..." 🤔

Donttellempike · 04/11/2025 22:03

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:01

I wish more of these boring fuckers would have voted leave

Amen

oldsainsburysbag · 04/11/2025 22:03

Leo’s final stab at articulating his feelings: “All good things have to come to an end” 😂

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/11/2025 22:03

This is very different to her normal look.

hoxtonbabe · 04/11/2025 22:03

Appalonia · 04/11/2025 22:01

I d think it was funny if it was Gaston!😂

It would actually be his D and not a trick if it was Gaston😂

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:03

Oh look, they are wearing identical clothes. How sweet.

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5678XXX · 04/11/2025 22:03

R and B?

Time for a cuppa

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:03

"I couldn't have asked for a better partner"?
Maybe one that liked you, Leo?

EveryMeandEveryYou · 04/11/2025 22:04

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:02

Rebecca going to fly a plane ?

Or dig an escape tunnel

RancidRuby · 04/11/2025 22:04

oldsainsburysbag · 04/11/2025 22:03

Leo’s final stab at articulating his feelings: “All good things have to come to an end” 😂

That made me laugh. Leo, mate, it's been shit!

WineBeforeWhine · 04/11/2025 22:04

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:01

Incidentally my last ex could move his penis around a bit like the wooden spoon trick. It was nowhere near as big as a wooden spoon though.

Hope it was as hard though.

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:04

WineBeforeWhine · 04/11/2025 22:04

Hope it was as hard though.

And not as skinny

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Appalonia · 04/11/2025 22:05

Bec could only afford a tiny flat in Hove, it's not Liverpool where she's got a beautiful huge house!

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:05

Wow, so insightful there, Ixperts.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:05

Is Bailey a secret knitter? He has a wide range of knitwear. Maybe he's going to launch a line of it

Pianoaholic · 04/11/2025 22:05

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:04

And not as skinny

And maybe not quite the same shape.

RancidRuby · 04/11/2025 22:06

Short but sweet, good let's get to the drama.

EveryMeandEveryYou · 04/11/2025 22:06

Could they not rent out her house and have somewhere together nearer his kid?

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/11/2025 22:06

We're getting 20 mins of Nelly and Stevo?

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:07

Pianoaholic · 04/11/2025 22:05

And maybe not quite the same shape.

Spoon GIF

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EveryMeandEveryYou · 04/11/2025 22:07

Shark music for Nelly and Ratty

Appalonia · 04/11/2025 22:07

murasaki · 04/11/2025 22:02

Prison warder and inmate here.

Haha I just got that!😂

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