MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Love the BIG copy of the profile.

He's saying he doesn't fancy her because he never did

Ratboy checking out his own photo with an obvious hint of pride.

And Paul leaning in to get a closer look😂😂

Should have done it A0

Steven/Ratarse trying very hard to look very confused at the picture!

Keye is loving it.

He would swipe right on himself

Or projected it onto the wall.

I think he did fancy her initially, but as time went on just didn't like her as a person so the attraction went away. He should have left weeks ago rather than string her along, but of course had to stay for the exposure.

Nelly “when did the like stop.”
Ratboy “ when I shagged April”

I thought that! It was clear Mel already knew but either didn't know or hadn't seen the evidence yet. The look on his face...!!

If only Nelly was more like her feisty friend! She needs to stuff that profile in his gob and make him eat it.
But no doubt he'll just shout "bollocky cunts!" and storm out without answering anything...

I think I'm going to have to go look at the spoilers thread ( if anyone's bothered to post on there ) as all these couples are doomed!

Certainly backfired.

Absolutely. Never his fault.

I don't think he was ever attracted to Nelly, happy to have sex with her, treating her terribly.

I never got what she saw in him anyway tbh?

Totally. Some baddies are entertaining, he's just a shit. I can't see him getting showbiz work from it.

No, he’d completely charmless

This season has been so boring that I haven't had any spoilers all over any of my social media. Usually there's loads. Nobody cares about these dullertons.

And the lack of socks on his little knobbly ratty ankles is giving me further rage

I want a full Power Point presentation with a laser pointer Nelly. I reckon the room would go with that too.

Nelly looks killer tonight.

Go out with your head held high, gal. You don’t ‘need’ a man.

Paul grabbing those receipts to have a good read 🤣