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MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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dillite · 03/11/2025 22:18

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 21:57

He forgot it was his own home....

Donttellempike · 04/11/2025 21:57

They are all beating around the bush. No one is allowed to say “ I think you are boring and I don t fancy you, bye”

Sarah proved that

dillite · 04/11/2025 21:58

For God's sake, vote leave

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Appalonia · 04/11/2025 21:58

Years ago I went out with a younger guy. What have me the ick was when he came to mine, saw all my books and said, OMG, have you read all of those? And then, he described the gay dancers in Madonna' documentary film as f*ots. Once you've got the ick, there's no coming back...

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 21:58

dillite · 04/11/2025 21:56

I am really thirsty but I don't want to get up for a wee at night

You probably will anyway though.

zzpled · 04/11/2025 21:59

Perhaps Leo isn't fully relaxed when he's around women? Do we know his relationship history?

Postcardsender · 04/11/2025 21:59

Appalonia · 04/11/2025 21:58

Years ago I went out with a younger guy. What have me the ick was when he came to mine, saw all my books and said, OMG, have you read all of those? And then, he described the gay dancers in Madonna' documentary film as f*ots. Once you've got the ick, there's no coming back...

Amen

JaquiRussell · 04/11/2025 21:59

Now they've left though Dean and Sarah are all over Facebook hanging out together tons!! Fancy dress days, theme parks. They seem to have made a firm friendship. However the edit made us all think she hated him 🤔

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 21:59

The penis magic was the final nail

menopausalfart · 04/11/2025 22:00

@zzpled He's just a bit fick.

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:00

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 21:59

The penis magic was the final nail

I’d think that was funny.

browneyes77 · 04/11/2025 22:00

hoxtonbabe · 04/11/2025 21:56

Bloody compulsive fibber!

That’s exactly how I took it but she’s twisting it into something more sinister, he’s a bit away with the fairies but he doesn’t deserve this at all.

I really don’t like her

Yes Leo is a bit of a wet drip, but he seems like a genuine guy and at no point has he come across as someone who is pushing for fame/clout like some of the others.

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:00

JaquiRussell · 04/11/2025 21:59

Now they've left though Dean and Sarah are all over Facebook hanging out together tons!! Fancy dress days, theme parks. They seem to have made a firm friendship. However the edit made us all think she hated him 🤔

She did keep saying that they were having lots of fun, just that there was no romantic attraction there.

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EmeraldShamrock000 · 04/11/2025 22:01

Good for Leo. 👋

murasaki · 04/11/2025 22:01

Good decision.

EveryMeandEveryYou · 04/11/2025 22:01

Oh of course, that's it, despite her making up a load of shite about this poor dippy lad. No shouting or pulling up on her behaviour or disrespect.

Pianoaholic · 04/11/2025 22:01

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 21:59

The penis magic was the final nail

Probably made her question the hygiene of his tea towels.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/11/2025 22:01

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:00

I’d think that was funny.

So would i if Tom Hardy was performing it...

mcmuffin22 · 04/11/2025 22:01

Pianoaholic · 04/11/2025 21:09

Reiss seems to have a ragbag collection of clothes.

He reminds me of Joe Swash in many ways. . But especially his tracksuits. I can't imagine what a child of theirs would be like.

Ash is rather depressing.

Postcardsender · 04/11/2025 22:01

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:00

I’d think that was funny.

I’d have used the whole lot, penis and all, to put out a chip pan fire.

Appalonia · 04/11/2025 22:01

TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:00

I’d think that was funny.

I d think it was funny if it was Gaston!😂

dillite · 04/11/2025 22:01

I wish more of these boring fuckers would have voted leave

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TinselAngel · 04/11/2025 22:01

Incidentally my last ex could move his penis around a bit like the wooden spoon trick. It was nowhere near as big as a wooden spoon though.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 04/11/2025 22:01

JaquiRussell · 04/11/2025 21:59

Now they've left though Dean and Sarah are all over Facebook hanging out together tons!! Fancy dress days, theme parks. They seem to have made a firm friendship. However the edit made us all think she hated him 🤔

Hmm, damage control. I'd say she hates every minute of it.

Donttellempike · 04/11/2025 22:02

Leo just wants someone with a pulse. He should give Leisha a call

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