MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

@FriendofDorothy I wanted to marry Janice when I was a child.😆

The chipmunks are so dull, I did a questionnaire on facebook.

I still think April looks like a blonde Constance Marten and her face right now looks like Marten's face in the Dock.

To be fair to April. If Hotdog has spent the past 7 weeks with "bants" like pretending he's hiding his penis behind a tea towel. I'd hate him too

Facade, does he know what that means? 🤷‍♀️

April is sitting there, trying not to vomit

I read that as her face looks like a Doc Marten! 😂😂
Which it does! A right old boot

Yes. Didn’t see it but you’re right

April is rude and her disdain for Leo is hard to watch, but she's right that he's not shown her who he really is. I've no idea who he really is either.

Now she's trying to make out dopey Leo is aiming for fame, rather than seeing that her playing away with Steven and Ash stopped her asking him any questions or treating him like an actual human being.
She's horrible.

🤣🤣

April is quite the fibber isn’t she?

His friends said what they were seeing was ‘puppy dog Leo’ - clearly meaning they can see he likes her and isn’t being himself because he’s too fixated on her.

And somehow she’s turned that into him being concerned about how he looks?

She’s pissing me off.

Rebecca is hardly the Zagat Guide when it comes to men.

April, isn't perfect, just different and a bit aggressive.

Bring back Abi and her noises

I hope they treat April with the same vitriol as they did Sarah.

Can't believe Amazon have wheeled out last year's Christmas ad again! Cheapskates!

I put on a wash. 😆

Yeah I noticed that. I really don’t get that vibe off him at all. She’s really not a nice person at all. Now it makes sense why she was always in JRs corner!

I thought that it was the singing janitor last year?

They seem to have used up the bullying allocation , on Sarah

I don’t mind April. I respect someone who gets the ick from someone’s lack of personality rather than because they’ve got wonky teeth or don’t drive the right car.

I've definitely seen the old ladies on the sledges!

I am really thirsty but I don't want to get up for a wee at night

Bloody compulsive fibber!

That’s exactly how I took it but she’s twisting it into something more sinister, he’s a bit away with the fairies but he doesn’t deserve this at all.

Come on Paul, it wasn't his home.