MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

I am sitting here with heartburn at the moment, trying to placate it with a hot wheat bag on my stomach and some Gaviscon.

And watching this show is currently making it feel worse.

Grill them, bake them, fry them, eat them...

Fucks sack you two delusional loons. You’ve known each other 99 seconds.

Desperation disco

I did think they were a bit much but I thought this might be the go to look for 2025.

Holy sh!t he does!!! He really does. That's hilarious 🤣 😆 🤣

I think puffin has a stye
Also Leah did I think
Makeup ppl not cleaning brushes?

Reiss is just telling Paul any old shit just to get off that couch and away from Glenn Close

😂😂

We need Aus to hurry up and return.

Also got the waffly versatile song in my head!!

It took John 25 seconds of sitting down to say he told Abi he loved her. That's a record, it gets quicker every time.

Even DH, when they sat down, said "he's going to mention saying he loved her, isn't he?" He says he's not interested, but... 🤣

Charlene always wears market stall clothes and accessories

Oh Leo, get with the programme and write leave. This could be horrid for him.

Yes, tacky

So we go from the manic smilers to slapped arse faces

This has been so boring so far, and of course the Steven and Nelly drama will be kept till the end.

That heart diamanté thing is carrying a lot of strain, I fear for it.

April eye rolling that Rebecca said Leo was a great guy
April was just doing peen jokes and bantz with the lads

April absolutely hates Leo.

She looks like Janice the Muppet.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/beauty--665266176230655119/

Yeah, April being so rude when Leo was talking. Her face is just so eye-rolling and curled upper lip.

I wonder if Nelly and Abi are watching this regretting those WTF eyelashes.

Paul is really dragging this out. Give. It. Up

And yet when Leo did a penis joke, she hated it

She's had a face like a slapped arse with added disgust every time he is in her sight

April’s body language 😐

He did the penis/towel trick, how much more personality does she need?