MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

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The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

It’s a way of conditioning women not to make a fuss.

Yes you've talked about kids in that you both have said you want them in the future, Reiss hasn't said he wants them specifically with Leisha though. Which is fair enough, you absolutely should not agree to have a child with someone you've only known a few weeks!

Boring?

Paul guessed 80% and I think he is just going with it now

Popeyed bloke with Abi

Excuse me, but I claimed it first!

I’m obsessed with M&S mini Colin the Caterpillars at the moment.

Blinkless.

Oh, John is the creepy AI smiley face

Blimey thaws taking me back.. will everyone understand this😂

Mind you most of us on here are of a similar, but now I got that damn potato waffle song in my head now .

I suspect Reiss's knowledge of percentages is akin to Michael Gove's understanding of average

These 2 are so so weird. Make my teeth itch

John looks like a puffin and she sounds like one on their way to the sofa

Yup, remember it well!! 😂

Sorry not sorry!

A potato waffle song?

Her eyelashes are like those draught excluder brushes on the bottom of doors.

How did the experts know to ask John about partner swap week, hmmmm?

Oh mine was the Percy pig biscuits. It was at a point I was scoffing a packet every other day😥🤭

We sing that every time we have waffles 🤷‍♀️

Bird's Eye potato waffles, waffely versatile.

Birds Eye advert

Maybe if John borrowed the eyelashes he wouldn't be able to open his eyes so scarily wide

Boooorrriiiing

can we cut straight to the reunions?

Those will be boring too as nothing will have happened