MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

He would have to first figure out which way to hold the book. And then how to open it.

Walsall has ice-cream vans that accept cards, if I remember correctly!

Did I miss Grace & Ash?

I saw them talking to their family/friends but did they both decide to exit, or will they both be at the commitment ceremony?

I got distracted by this thread, wine and Twix’s

The Ming dynasty 😂

Has anyone watched mafs come dine with me? Not sure if I should...

Damn, my phone corrected Ming to King. I meant Ming family!

I think they both agreed to bow out. Ash almost vibrating with joy, Grace sobbing not so gracefully.

No Gaston, no watchy.

I did. Emma cannot make marry me chicken properly. Keiran does not like cheese. That was my main take.

I'm avoiding the Ella vag chat. Was hard enough hearing about it in a spa, let alone over a dinner table.

As soon as I realised Ella was on it, I opted not to watch it

I cannot watch anymore of her on my tv screen

I will just leave this here as we are bound to get to page 40 at some point during the day tomorrow https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5438360-mafs-13-no-spoilers-pussy-galore-made-keye-run-from-his-amore-cat-cafes-breaking-up-couples-leaving-greige-people-in-their-greige-houses-reiss-loves-castles-and-pyramids-too-steven-needs-a-tomb-for-his-hinge-profile-too

I can still hear her annoying voice in my head and that's living there rent free against my wishes. I don't need it reinforced.

I watched a bit of America's Next Top Model. From 2010. And then googled to find out who won. I am weak.

If Gaston was on it, it would have to be after 9pm, lol

I would probably watch it though if he was on it

Fortunately Ella didn't mention the better than actual women's fake vag. Or maybe I was in the kitchen at that point. Slightly less irritating than on mafs was my Ella verdict. So far.

That's definitely a sure-way to guarantee that whatever you are eating tastes like crap

So.

I can totally see where Leisha gets her desperation from. The whole family wanted him to declare his love there and then. I don't think they'd anything wrong with taking your time.

Keye has shown his true, snobby, colours, now he's seen where Davide lives. I thought it was mean of him to go home and then get Davide to travel back to him and be all smiles again. I don't understand his difficulty with the cat cafe.

John's eyes were so wide and stare-y, if I'd been Abi's mum I'd have been recoiling to have them shoved so close to me across the table. He just seems too earnest and her eyelashes are a crime against false lashes.

Bec's mum was just a bit sad, saying basically Bec had to stay near her. Got to let your children go free sometime! Bec was saying Bailey's got baggage but it looks like Bec does too.

Well, the commitment ceremony means nothing if there's still final vows to go. Are they this week?

Gaston trying to fill a profiterole would definitely be a post watershed thing.

That show was wild.

The trailer for the MAFS come dine with me had Emma saying 'it looks like diarrhea ' and then that put me on mind of the famous Pepto bismol ad. So I didn't bother watching.

Terrorising profiteroles!

Yes but that was to potentially move in with the plate thrower, TBF

I only ever saw the odd episode when it was on originally. I read that they're bringing it back.

He would be doing it in the buff too whilst making about 100 innuendos