MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

\grace looks worried already. He looks like he has been sulking.

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Crystal and Leah just look like they are acting to me. I can see the joins 😂

Nellie and Steven are just NO.
Leigh is draining but Leah looks a bit odd.
I’m so glad Sarah’s gone. She was awful.
Leisha is so desperate it’s oozing out of her.
Reiss is king of the thickos.

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He feels 'betrayed'? Calm down, dear.

What the hell am I missing?? Nelly likes Steven more than he likes her. What on earth is there to like, he is awful and has a weasely little face.

Next year they should just call it MAAAFS (married and abused at first sight) and be done with it. If they aren't encouraging them to stay with blatantly abusive partners then they are encouraging them to fuck the unfuckable.

They repeatedly parrot "we were matched for a reason". The reason is that the 'experts' haven't a fucking clue what they are doing and think people should be treated like malleable little pieces of crap. Can't believe they get away with this in 2025. It goes against everything I ever read in Cosmopolitan 😆

They did show the clip and he did say it, she didn't laugh she threw her head back and rolled her eyes.

Ash is going to paint a big, black heart..

Accountability klaxon

I hope not. Have you seen their finger nails. 😬😯

Well I guess I’m a twat because I wear a lot of 80s vintage 🤷🏽‍♀️😢

You’re not wrong Ash

Damn I thought we were getting a rap

Yes, Cosmo, Jackie and Just Seventeen wouldn't have stood for this bullshit.

These two are so tedious and such hard work.

Please Ash paint a massive nob portrait

Totally. The only women I know who are obsessed with the height of a man are extremely superficial.

I’m not talking about normal preferences - just the obsession with men being ‘tall’.

Grace, let it go.
No point in saying sorry when you won't let it go, she is really saying sorry I pushed you too far. I'll bring it up again later, she is her own enemy.
@murasaki They are worn by the male peado and the beautiful stylish female. 😎

Has Steven's cat died (he probably threw it at the wall in a rage)

Ash - just run away. She’s a fucking nightmare.

How is Steven so skinny and yet also has a pot belly.

I do think so many people who said they want to be coupled up with Ashley, has made him think differently too. Or whether that was the topic of the arguement 🤔

Malnutrition?

Cocaine, and lashings of it.