MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

[Dillite2]

We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Steven’s date is just a meal in a restaurant

Beer or bad diet/ bread etc

@Dillite2 It's how I've always looked.😂

Surprised he didn’t take her to Nando’s

Beat me to it!

Has he got a white mark under his nose now?

😅
His slimy fake persona buttering up Nelly was vomit inducing. Dick head.

Confident? That's one word for it.

I’m sure you look very cool unless you were actually a teenager in the 80’s (please say no)

Steven could don a beanie and a long white puffer and he could replace any one of E17.

To the left as we see it on tv? Could be....

Makes you laugh constantly?

Why is she lying?!

Yes. It’s not the first time I’ve thought it.

What's the tea Joe

He’s so thoughtful

I bet he'd run himself over after 3 'baked potatoes'

@TinselAngel Think it's a scar.

Uh oh, Nelly has just answered why she picks the wrong guys. "You don't care about what other people think" AKA arrogant psycho

Dean could write his raps.

She didn’t say anything though.

She could’ve told him that she didn’t appreciate it in the moment, but she didn’t.

Neither of them knew that clip would be shown. So for all intents and purposes, that was something they thought was said off camera and then Grace has brought it up. It’s only because of the clip being shown, we could see the banter context.

Oh I'm one of those. It's probably a different personality flaw with me. I can't fancy anyone I feel like I could take in a fight. And I'm quite generous with myself, probably unrealistically generous, with who I could take in a fight. A guy the same height as me, I'd be constantly getting intrusive thoughts that I should charge them. So it's better for everyone if I date tall men.

🤣🤣🤣

Jesus Christ this is a vividly rendered piece of imagery.

Nelly and Steven is a story of an abusive prick and a gorgeous, intelligent woman whose self esteem is on the floor.

The lesson is girls, in order to stop your loathsome partner call you a fucking idiot, and storm off calling everyone a cunt.

Twist yourself into a pretzel and count yourself lucky he’s talking to you at all 👍

But can he run himself over with his own car though? Eh?