MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

And pot belly!

Ash waiting for the ground to swallow him up

Men that she has been connected with BY YOU

He needs to borrow Keye’s hat

go head crystal

Steven is the least attractive man in there.

I actually don't know whether Ash is right in not saying what Joe told him. On one hand, it's good to stay loyal, on the other, it's unfair on Maeve.

He is in a very awkward position

In this case, yes, but if it's been a lot of them, it may be something about her and she needs to think about that.

Is it the CC tomorrow? I doubt if Joe will turn up.

Looks like Crystal comes as a pirate tomorrow.

Div, demand your balls back and leave!!

Make that witch squirm into her claws tomorrow!!!

Unfortunately it's seeing stuff like this, is re-enforcing why Grace won't lighten up with Ashley. The fear of being heartbroken and made to feel a mug

Hope she’s brought her cutlass

Hope she makes a few of them walk the plank

JR scratching at her weave/wig when she’s in the hot seat/caught in a lie 🤣🤣🤣

I'm worried Div will write stay. Fannywashed.

Joe is acting like whatsisname who was with Jamie on MAFS Aus. Big Dave?

🤣🤣🤣 It's the ratty bum fluff!

JR wants Steven because he has abuser written all over him - she wants someone who will be physical with her I think. Divvy is too kind and vanilla for her scheming snakey ways, she can see her soul mate in Ratboy.

He can't. JR has ripped them off and hung them on the chandelier where he can't reach them.

Dave and the curious tat.

Agree.

Yes! It’s almost like they’re following a script. Surely not?