MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

If he Divarni doesn’t leave then I have no sympathy

That’s why we know JR is chatting shite! Even dean was better looking

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Genuinely cannot see anything attractive in Steven! What is wrong with these women??

It’s a tough one.

Because really it’s not Ash’s place to tell her because Joe should be doing that himself. But he’s being a coward.

On the other hand, when you can see how much the girl is hurting, maybe he should say something.

He’s in a super awkward position.

There's nothing quite like watching someone squirm when they deserve it.

Sorry Maeve, it's not a lad you need, its a man

I don't envy Ash, I'd feel very uncomfortable in his position.

I seem to have missed the Ash stuff but can’t be arsed to rewind

They've set it up for him to have a massage with him and spill his guts, so Ash has to choose between telling his wife or keeping bro-code. It was obvious what he would do.

This thread makes the episode infinitely more interesting

I think Ash's loyalty should be towards his wife.

Just the trailer for tomorrow based on the chat he had in the sauna with Joe.

Dont worry, they're bound to "recap" at least 20 times....

Reiss and Leisha were barely in that episode!

At least we were spared his table manners.

Good. The less we see of those two, the better

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I cringed at the ixperts looking like they were gearing up to blame April for Leo’s lowering confidence. He’s out brain- celled, that’s all. She hasn’t been at all unkind to him. I really hope they don’t start pressurising her to be his kindergarten teacher as well as lover.

JR is being set up to be the affair couple this year with Ratboy. He has reengaged Nellie for the same reason imo, so he can be around to play this out over the next week or so: They both love the drama. If JR manages to hook Divarni in for another week, I wouldn’t be surprised if ‘secret’ meetings between the two begin. The producers have to up the excitement somehow.

Keye is taking this all a bit personally. He needs to calm down a bit. No need for the storm off.

I think Joe could come back all apologies and reconnect for a bit longer but I’d be very surprised if they make it to the end as.a couple.

The pacing of Keye's 'I have a 6 figure salary' just made me think of Point Break 'I am an F B I agent'. I therefore failed to notice what he said after that as I was laughing.

Will anyone leave tomorrow? Maybe Grace and Ash?

All of them, can't stand her voice though, she'd need elocution to deepen it a bit first

How does he earn his 6 figure salary? 🤣 JR is trolling now. She has possible one of the nicest looking husbands in mafs history and she's picked the absolute most hideous man (inside and out) to compare him to!

I feel really conflicted about Crystal, she's so insightful about other couples but has been really cruel and dismissive to her own partner, who actually seemed pretty ok. How can someone be like that? Feel v befuddled by her, one minute I hate her, then I'm going, Go Crystal!!

He’s a marketing manager. 6 figs feels a bit toppy but not impossible.