MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Joe, wasn't it? Oh Steven?

I hope she runs off with Ratboy and he treats her like shit

Ooooh i like that question

Wake up man

“I like weaselly white scrotes” says JR

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Steven, AKA Ratface, or Ratarse, or something..

Is she for real? The one time she needs to lie.

Div. Are you seeing it now?

JR must have shit in her eyes

Divarni is far more attractive than RatBoy T1000

Urgh ratboy is thrilled

Nelly. Get a bloody clue love 😵‍💫

This has to be a joke. How can you find Steven more attractive than Div, like really 😳

Steven is loving this 😷

Nelly can now get into the scrap too! Then Maeve can join in just to let off some steam

She deserves Ratboy.

Steven who you put in the shit?! Ok sure.

Divarni is a bit of a twat but he’s way better looking than Steven.

Lovely couples, ixperts? What are you on?

It's the spindly ankles. That's what's doing it for her.

Such a nasty thing to do to Nelly. JR is vile. So They are a perfect match

I’ve just worked out that Steven reminds me of Mickey Pearse from Only Fools and Horses.

Nail on the head from Grace

Steven is gonna make the moves trust me! JR isn’t as needy for a start, she’s a snake but not a needy snake

You are so right.

🤣🤣🤣

Grace is right. Ash is squirming.