MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

I think John is being fake (is that his name? The bulgy eyed grinning idiot). He's said a few times now that Abi makes him a better person, it's such a weird thing to say about someone you've only known a week and it feels like it's what he thinks he should say rather than what he actually thinks.

Davide always looks half baked. It's probably makes it easier to get conned as he really couldn't give a shit.

My money’s on Crystal

"You need to watch it"
Woah, JR, who is going to bust Crystal for you? The Twinkies?

I feel like Crystal could take her down in a scrap, if she could just stay out of the way of the talons

Crystal has 'bring it on, bitch' face going. I am here for her bullshit detector.

Crystal will win the starring contest

Crystal is not the one to mess with! JR will learn today though🤣

JR just calling Crystal a stupid bitch and now getting all the testy and threatening on her?

Crystal….HAVE HER!! 👊👊🥊

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I want to see all of the hair extensions on the floor. Nails popped off. Eyelashes hanging. I want blood.

I wish they’d just have a good scrap.

I miss Cyrell.

Let’s go Crystal

I’m miffed about Davina cashing in on her good menopause work with this collagen nonsense.

You ain’t no King Ding-a-Ling 😂

Blimey 😂

I need more chocolate for this scrap.

Yes. Overpriced bollocks

He dealt brilliantly with Stevo when he was being all macho-twatty.

Im getting slightly excited....for the first time this series! CATFIGHT!

Maeve holding Crystal’s ear rings for her.

But it’s the only collagen she likes 🤷‍♀️

All Crystal would have to do is nick the batteries from her vibe bag and JR would probably wither up.

What did JR say? That Crystal is s stupid bitch?! Missed it, my hearing isn't great and the subtitles don't put swearing in.

Thanks! I was trying to remember that classic quote!

The sumo at the weekend was more dignified than this will be.