MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

A cheque is a cheque and you've got to milk them whilst they are coming.

I wouldn't get into a staring contest with Crystal.

Exactly! And he had to walk away looking like the dickhead he is.

Bulgy eyed grinning idiot 🤣

I reckon Maeve is wearing JR's necklace as her earrings from last week!

My money is absolutely on Crystal, take her DOWN 💅

WHAT a description 🤣

Those two have taken a wrong couple of turns from the Truman show

Crystal will destroy her with her ninja-counselling moves.

New name for him - Begi!!

Well JR doesn't need it as earrings as she's wearing Div's balls as earrings.

Who does JR even think she is throwing threats about.

That was definitely a threat from JR. That would make me see red.

JR demanding maturity from Crystal.

HERE WE GO

JR clutching at straws.

JR is such a complete fake. She can’t cope when it’s called out. She’s a nasty piece of work

Crystal hasn't lied about anything with her own relationship, even when it wasn't working.

And she’s off! 😂

A load of bollox coming out of your mouth 😘

What a flounce. And now JR thinks that having David's ear is going to save her.

Crystal 1-JR 0

Sacrificial lambs????Bit dramatic! Laughing at JR calling anyone else a snake!!!

Yes, Davide - sees through JR!

Keye telling it like it is