MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

I don’t know is Reiss understands what the word ‘cat’ means.

She lied to the Pet Shop Boys too.
She's making out she was traumatised after sleeping with Div, not processing it, my arse.

Yes Keye!

Cannot resist the scraggly facial fluff...

JR in her element of being surrounded by twinks.

Jr is trying to replace the twinks with Keye and Davide. Keye isn't buying it at all.

Keye not standing for any of JR’s bullshit 😂

Keye is having none of it 😂

I hope Keye and Davide don't fall out over JR.

Cringing at Abi's 'jokes' about chicken breasts

I think Davide is onto JR as well.

I do feel a bit sorry for Maeve.

#team Crystal

JR putting in an Oscar winning performance there

Why are the dinners already on the table? Surely the food is getting cold?

JR even mocks him when he's trying to be sweet. Telling him he doesn't know her look. Does she really think she's that invincible!

Was JR just criticising Crystal's eyeliner with the way she paints her face?

Crystal giving the evils to JR 😂

John seemed to enjoy it

Penelope Keith circa 1974 vibes

Haha Crystal, much more honest request than the honesty box from the Ixperts

SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP

No love lost between Crystal and JR

Keye takes shit from no one.

And here is why JR likes Steven, cut from the same rough cloth