MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Can't believe Divarni walked in holding JRs hand

I'm rooting for Crystal to take her down a peg or two

Crystal, Lucinda and Alessandra. John will be allowed to speak every now and then.

Oh, and maybe Bronte's sister.

Who buys sex toy advent calendars?

God I can’t think of anything worse than a Love Honey couples advent calendar

Probably Charlene

What now, was that an advert? I was liberating chocolate during the break.

Crystals face when she air hugged her with a 1 meter radius was priceless. She won't be able to keep even that level of civility up for long.

People who watch MAFS, apparently.

I know! I always think of the pressure of having to use a different sex toys every day in December! You'd be knackered!

I love everyone's confused pikachu faces

No periods allowed either

I thought it was only me thinking this!?! 😂 it’s been a very “saucy” ad break with the condoms and then love honey

Gaston.

This seems so staged

It can’t be one every day, it must be like the cosmetic ones and stuff where it’s one every couple of days

Oh, she is so performative and so fake. Div. Grow a pair FFS.

Accountability klaxon...

😂😂😂

Bless him. He was so entertaining we are still going on about him.

And a shitty hairband for 15 days out of 25

I miss him, the big old perv.

Yep she is the prettiest partner he has ever had. He's not going anywhere. 🙄

Divarni will never be parking the car in the rear garage.

Paul intimating that Div is thick

Post nut clarity after nights apart, aha, we see Divvy.