MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

I think someone called it a shmullet.

Ooh ok I liked that insight snippet from Mel. This wasn't the Leo they met at the 'audition'.

There are more fireworks going on outside my house for Diwali than on this so far.

Love that 🤣

Oh FFS Divarni 🙄

Let's take a shot every time someone says "muggy"

What the fuck? Divarni you're being mugged off, mate!

Is Bailey wearing a terry cloth T-shirt? Like a baby that's come out of a bath?

We’d be trollied within 10 minutes!

Very much trying to look like a power couple, JR and Div. Still acting..

Petition for Crystal to replace an ixpert next year.
Which seat should she take?

Not v relevant but I like Divarni's hair down!

JR has him wrapped around her finger.

It would save us from suffering through Mafs

Her and Lucinda

All of them, she talks more sense than all 3 put together

More like her fanny

Just replace the the three of them with Crystal

Hold my hand, pretend everything is OK and I'll let you touch me later.

Yeah after she wrapped her legs around him.

Men will literally die for a pretty face 🙄😂

Good point 🤣

Totally this.

😂

And a chance for a shag. They don't care about the face as long as the legs open wide.

I want Crystal, Lucinda and Lauren from Oz.