MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Maybe we could have him on our ixperts team

Im another who misses Gaston! He was hilarious!

Well, he isn't exactly wrong. Massively Vagmitised.

I’m catching up again. Why is maeve getting sympathy from the experts when matey lost his grandad and gone to the funeral? Of course his head will be mashed and maybe he will reconsider his life and decisions when touched by a loved ones death, which happens to many of us?
to say ‘I’m not going to wait around forever’ and get sympathy for that it’s actually really cold and selfish

Why does Divarni flick his tongue out and suck his teeth all the time?! I can't concentrate!

Yeah Div it was the nights APART that gave you “clarity” 🙄😂

Div is medically thick.

JR: “They need to focus on their own relationships”

Says the woman who was telling everyone what Steven was up to a week ago…..

If Div talks to the boys without her they're done?

JR is scared that she's about to lose control of the narrative

Dear Lord!

Maeve wants to support him in his grief and he completely shut her out

The ixperts are sharpening their knives for JR....She has dared to mock their experiment!

I’m enjoying Krystal

What did he just say that made Crystal all Shocked?

He just said they’d been intimate again yesterday

She’s fucking him to keep quiet

Yay Crystal, that was funny re the stick and her arse.

They shagged the previous day

Blimey, stick removal.
They deffo have finger puppet mode enabled here now...

OK, the man is actually a mug. Sports Direct free mug levels of mug.

I prefer this Crystal!

Now every time they say 'leigh' I'm thinking Who?!

That cut to Leah when Leisha came in 🤣

Crystal can laugh at herself - shock!