MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Oh God, I'm now imagining John having sex - so Eager.

Paul wearing a jizz n' tears patterned shirt. Very apt.

Maeve has been treated poorly by Joe. She’s let herself trust him something she says she’s always struggled with & he’s just shown her she was wrong to. Poor girl I think he’s been a lovebombing coward. Not good.

Why don’t the ixperts see the footage and know what’s going on? Or is that just staged

Holy moly, WTF is Leah wearing?

Leah has got a loo roll to hide under that frou frou dress!

Ash is a bit overdressed for the occasion

It looks bit like one of those things for the shower, to lather up the soap!

I like Maeve and her realistic reactions to a chap being a dick. Wish they’d given her someone who would have properly built her up.

Has Leah had more work done? Her face looks even more full.

Leah's gone from Harry Hill to bog roll holder.

Was that a bottle of vodka?!

They would have come in separately even if the funeral wasn't happening.

Ya think Mel?

I wondered that.

Ash can’t hear you! Hi de Hi!

Muggy klaxon

Joe was clearly talking bollocks.

Clothes with bits missing klaxon.

Crystal nails it.
They've all nailed Leo as a dunce.

Just trying to catch up. The dresses have gone from slightly more normal to the usual bizarre creations.

Leo has a mullet combined with a shitlid.

So many mugs.

DD and I were having a discussion about Maeve's earrings. She doesn't understand how you can wear hoops that big. I was telling her all about how I used to wear massive hoops back when JLo was in her Jenny from the Block era.

Anyone else bored that we're basically doing a repeat for the experts to catch up?

Go Crystal, the voice of reason again.

"Mugged him off"

I'm apparently missing this vital piece of lingo in my dictionary.