EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Pepper spray, i think

One of those episodes that left me grumpy!

Sick of the ‘Zoe’s phantom stalker’ storyline already.

Sick of Joel’s sappy Dad (I cannot retain the guy’s name, he’s so boring)

The adoption storyline is ridiculous. We need someone blunt (Stace, come back!) to give Eve & Suki a proper talking to about this stupid, stupid idea.

No way would Zack and Vick get together. Another weird sort-of-brother-and-sister-shagging storyline incoming!

Why do all hard men in Eastenders wear boxy leather jackets like it’s 1989?

Not seen it, but I guess 01/01/2004 was when Janine pushed Barry off a cliff (Google confirms!).

I watched the bit again with Harry and I thought that his hand was someone else’s hand! Was he holding a wrap of drugs? I think I just understood what was going on tbh.
Why would Alfie think that Zoe would write her own bad reviews of the Vic ? She is a tad weird, but not that odd! Although I can see why he doesn’t believe her with the other things.

• misunderstood I mean.

I actually liked tonight's episode!

Thought Zac was brilliant 👏 And feeling Ravi's pain. Bloody Suki and Eve are getting on my nerves with this stupid adoption storyline.

Poor Harry. I think he doesn't want to go on any longer tbh. I actually thought he was going to resist the drugs after Barney nearly caught him with them 😐

I think Alfie is acting suspicious.

Alfie is acting suspiciously, but Zoe isn’t acting strangely around him and although I did think he might be the dad, I don’t think he is now.

I couldn’t understand why Zoe thought bad reviews of the Vic were (a) fake or (b) aimed at her? She’s not the licensee!

Zoe isn’t thinking straight is she!
Not sure why the slaters don’t call the police if she’s that upset , but I suppose without much evidence there isn’t much they would do. Did they get new security or did Alfie say no ?

Why don't they try to trace the mobile number that sent Zoe the tip off to the review website?

Who is ‘trying to get in zoe’s head’ ?
they are dragging out some really stupid fantastical / nonsensical storylines.

Why all these stupid mysteries and people going mad, becoming addicted blah blah?
Trying to keep on top of current affairs and cover all bases at once.

why not just have a few regular people living normal lives with a bit of gossip, intrigue etc rather than all these headlining events jumbled on top of each other?

what was the thing Zoe had in the bag and put under the pillow? I couldn’t read it

Kathy / Kate moss’ face when she caught those two at it.
if I was her I’d be having a right old marvel and secret chuckle to myself

It has gone a bit channel 5 drama lately with Zoe and Harry too. I can understand H being traumatized by it all, but he is getting help and he should try and move on. He was an addict before and became clean, so he can do it. I guess killing Oakie and Teddy on remand isn’t helping either of course.
Good call about the text message to Zoe’s phone, but Alfie is putting doubts in Kats mind that she is making it up. She lied before though , so you can see why they are skeptical about all of it.

Janine coming back would be awesome. Linda must be back soon , unless the cruise liner has sunk and nobody cares! It’s ridiculous she’s been away so long, nobody has mentioned her and they haven’t even said ‘ oh , ‘she’s gone to stay with Shirley now ‘ or some other reason she is away for so long.
This cruise must be costing thousands

If the date points to Barry being pushed off a cliff, isn't it just Barry returning? I wouldn't put it past them conjuring up Janine but I can't think why they would bother as Nigel wasn't particularly connected with her.

The container of stuff Zoe had was a type of pepper spray as far as I could tell.

I think Harry is going to implode. It isn't surprising after the kidnapping, heroin use and then his dad going to jail for murder. At least they are not having him 'cured' within a fortnight like Vicky's arm.

Barry is coming back, but only for a brief visit from what I’ve read.
Id love to see Janine again, but nobody is around for her now I suppose.

Barry is coming back, but only for a brief visit from what I’ve read.
Id love to see Janine again, but nobody is around for her now I suppose.

Is pepper spray illegal ? not sure.
She wasn’t out long to get it , so they must sell it on the mini mart ! Lol

Just popping out to buy some pepper spray from the local open all hours! I’ll get some milk at the same time 😅

Lazymum! Lol
i think that the writers think we are all mad to think you can just buy one from a local shop!

I’d love Barry to come back as his character Barry from eastenders in Ricky gervais’ Extras.
I also would love mick(?) Danny dyer to come back like the man from Atlantis. I crush on him like I do Alfie moon (NOT on Shane Richie, just Alfie)
remember when Ian beale came back with a beard and comedy ‘generic tramp’ haircut?
🤣🙌🏼

I thought Kheerat was coming back.. 🙏

Joel was in today’s episode, Ross visited him. He’s a horrible character but I would like to see him back permanently (probably not tenable).

Noooooo
I have hhhhuuuggggeeeee crush on grant
Bring him back permanently..my beating heart needs him ❤️