MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

She’s acting like he did or the edit is doing some heavy lifting. He is vile but if she / the shoe isn’t elaborating on her cracked rib off-camera it’s unfair on the weasel faced arse / arse faced weasel (old comedy show reference 10 points to first correct guesser )

This one reminds me of Vanessa.

Its like floss!

It’s lovely for them to be positive on the honeymoon. But they clearly have the chemistry of a reem of paper.

not attractive

I don't think that you are supposed to floss your perineum.

It's too soon for deep chats. Or any chats about any exes.

the office. gareth.

Abigail's going to get some funky tan lines

Oh god! Save the trauma speech for later in the relationship

She looks like she's repurposed some fishing net to cover her up a bit.

Chain mail cossie. Interesting!

Leisha is a bit off. She’s giving off the impression that she will fall for any (good looking) guy who ticks a few boxes without even getting to know them as individuals.

I mean why is she asking if he’s falling for her at this early stage?. She should take a step back and be trying to work out how she feels about him and if he’s right for her.

I hope she doesn’t throw herself at him in bed to try and win his heart. I can see her getting hurt.

would you rather have a face like an arse? or a face like a weasel?

weasel probly

The heavy makeup has aged her good 10 years.

I wouldn't want to get a tan with that outfit on.

Why didn’t Abigail google her ex BF? I would easily have uncovered that info

its very unflattering

Just looking at it is giving me BV

Depends on whose arse.

Ah brilliant 🤣 I’m guffawing! 10 points to @bshidden 🥇 🌟 🏆

John looks a bit dead behind the eyes

And couldn’t she tell that reese is definitely not falling for her? WhT made her feel like he is?

oh god! I bet they have shagged

Weasels can be cute!

Thank you for making me giggle 🤭

😂😂