MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

That seemed like one take though

She fell over in the shower, I think they said?

My step dad was in hospital. So I had to call everyone cunts and call Nelly a fucking idiot

What was I supposed to do 🤷🏻‍♂️

@browneyes77

fhe siblings didn’t ask though

yes good shout. he’ll definitely not be a stranger to negging. he’ll have a dog eared copy of the game somewhere

Steven needs to be less present!!! Fuxk off back to Essex

it really didn’t

Nah, he's just nasty.

I think I keep missing vital info this series because I'm not giving it the attention (it deserves!?)

Checking in! Just spent half a (wasted) hour trying to catch up on the last thread, which seems to have gone a bit pest shaped!

Here we go! Christmas fragrance ads

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Well they may have asked and she told them she fell, but they just edited that part out because the audience already know how she did it (or because they were trying to make it look like her brother was suspicious of Steven 🤔)

Leisha would make me run for the hills though. She is far too much, seems to know it and then just carries on.

Yeah! You’re probably right and they may have fimed that convo multiple times

or maybe i’m too cynical!

It's not you. They are not showing us anything of interest. It's been 3 weeks and all we have had so far is-the dress gate, the shouting Div and the broken rib. Oh, and Crystal being a lump of ice.

We are starting anew. Fun, goofy vibes only allowed. Crystals have been scattered across the board to ensure only positive energy gets channelled.

Sometimes I have to rewind bits, because I’m so busy talking on here (because it’s far more entertaining at the moment), I miss bits 🤣

Yikes that’s a high cut cossie

I think they were wondering, judging by the facial expressions...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SWIMSUIT??? HOW ARE HER FLAPS NOT HANGING LOOSE? THERE'S NO GUSSET!!!!

Beach chain mail

Yeah, it's really bad this year! Feel like we are seeing absolutely zero of interest!

What the fuck is that swimsuit?

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