MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Sarah just leave already

Has Dean actually said anything for the entire season that isn't about him being disrespected or how sad he is? He seems to have zero personality and just so manipulatively fake. Sarah's looking at him like, does he ever drop the act?

Ungainly Fork Management - coming to a barn dance near you soon.

Just leave, Sarah. You're a shell of hen night you.

They are shit picking experts

I don't like Reece either, too aggressive for my liking.

Hat at the table again Div

Leigh is such a moaning Minnie. Not surpassing that Leah wants to chat to the others,

Experts in coercion and manipulation of women and enabling predatory, angry men.

Nelly looks frightened. Are you seeing that, idiot experts?

When he doesn't say the above, he sings or raps.

Maybe the lip twitching is down to his chewin' tabbaco

Completely

I can't believe Nelly is still trying. They've paired her with the worst possible person for her mental health.

Steven hates it being vocalised.

Leigh being the real ixpirt

Oh Nelly, stop apologising. She’s so lovely, she needs to realise her self worth.

Crystal talking more sense than the ixperts.

Crystal is doing a better job than the experts at giving advice.

Shame she can’t do that for herself

But Sarah isn't allowed to say it, obvs.
Crystal so much better than the experts, again.

She's "worried" to talk to her partner. Did you just here yourself saying that Charlene?

He shouldn’t be on the show. He has abuser written ALL over him

Nelly is constantly minimising herself for Stephen and it’s honestly horrible to watch. How are these “experts” brushing over it??

John looks petrified to me?

To expect her to be intimate but not affectionate. Absolutely not!!

😂 Not the 'experts' clocking that Crystal is better at advice than them