MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

I actually hate Reece. I know that Rhombus Face is a lot, however, he is disgusting. Just how he holds his fork is so caveman and barbaric. It's not a fucking shovel.

All the conversations are so fake

With his elbows out, like a toddler

I hate looking at him. He gives me the creeps!

The experts are justifying everyone’s bad behaviour, but Sarah is terrible to listen to them because she doesn’t fancy Dean.

Leisha's face is so overfilled, she looks like a puppet - Punch and Judy! She has the potential to be a bunny boiler.

Reiss is a weirdo too, the constant mouth movement/lip pursing is so odd. He's definitely had lip filler. Every other word is 'like' 🙄

Crystal - what a miserable fucker she is. Leah needs to leave. Ditto Sarah.

I'm losing interest, fast, it's the worst series yet.

Oh God, I bet this hand holding/ not hand holding gets brought up another hundred times.....

Another thing they did with the Sarah situ and the producer - he was GAY - something they completely ignored so that they could push it out of context. Honestly Crystal and Dean need to work on their own issues and stop projecting pain onto their partners.

The men’s bad behavior

Can you imagine if Leah had been caught talking to another woman on the plane for an hour? Crystal would have had an actual facial expression.

I dont think he has manners at all. I saw a clip of him getting onto the boat first and thought, 'no manners that laddo'. I would be embarrassed about him if he was my son.

I feel like Davina is trying to gaslight me that putting collagen in your tea has always been a thing.

The sofa of disrespect is a bit full at the moment. Dean, Reiss, Crystal...

As long as nobody mentions the fecking dress.

Yes but Crystals too. I think it makes no sense because the scenarios are made up, like Leah apparently fancying every brunette. There no real stories so they’re making them up. It’s ridiculous at this point.

Well mangoes won't keep a growing lad going....

Sorry, but did you see Reiss' demeanor on the boat in Bangkok?! He was chewing his face off and went from zero to 100 in a flash. He was so clearly high on coke, speed or whatever which is soooo risky in Thailand! I'm surprised the scene was aired...

Dean is a creep and predatory

Ill sit there too. I have no fucking respect for the icksperts. They are so unaware of everything!

The men can say (and do) what they want, and get away with it. The double standards on this programme are off the scale 😡

😳 I thought he was just a ‘twitchy’ person.

I am honestly surprised he made it onto the show. Even by Mafs standards, he is a wrong un.

I really want Keye to take Sarah under his wing.

He really doesn’t ! I’d be divorcing him for his ungainly fork management alone !

Tbf, they are supposedly 'experts', but do we actually know what they are experts in?!
Sure as hell doesn't seem to be relationship advice.