MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Where do these ratty wee guys think they are such a prize to womankind? (Steve and Dean, I'm looking at you)

I don’t blame Leah, she’s realised she’s on a hiding to nothing with crystal.

I never understood how she became famous. The woman looks so plain and uninteresting.

Crystal acts like a jailer. Follow my rules ( which you know nothing about) or I will make you pay😵‍💫

It feels like the experts watch a different show half the time. Have they not clocked how little Crystal has given?

They often "explain" things as though that's the only bit they watched and we've not been keeping up, when really it's the other way around given their advice.

I must be going soft, but I feel a bit sorry for Dean, Sarah should have wrote leave, she's staying for the fun and TV exposure.
Katie from last year would have liked Dean.

Have you been sniffing fabric conditioner again? 😂

Leah constantly going on about other women in other couples is pretty annoying. For one, they’re in another couple so it’s disrespectful to their partner and hers. And two, they’re probably straight and so wouldn’t be interested anyway.

Steve is an ex-footballer and they get brought up with a god complex. Even the shit ones that never make it past their pub league.

Watching Molly Mae doing her washing is nearly as exciting as mafsuk

He’s absolutely vile. He’s not interested in Sarah. He’s enjoying the power he’s been handed over her. It’s disgusting

OMG have I missed the vote? They've only had one - the one they made her cry by shouting at her for nothing and gaslit her into thinking she had been really nasty without actually saying what she had done?

Steven is literally breadcrumbing Nelly. Sad to see.

I am begging this smart accomplished young woman to please get a bit more self-respect and self awareness!

I really hope she realises what’s happening and speaks up and leaves or at the very least stops having sex with him ffs

I feel like my screen is out of time with everyone else;s. I'm on an advert break and it was a dinner party?

He’s living proof of that. Why has Nelly not told him to get lost? He’s horrible

Exactly! She's just a nasty, spoiled brat.

Dean knows he's never going to get anything from Sarah, so is milking the sympathy card for all its worth.

She’s way out of his league, she needs to realise that.

Fair play for the girls calling Leisha out re the 3 days.

Leah is obviously admiring leisha’s filler

I missed the beginning. Does Leah fancy rhombus face then?

I really hate him. He makes me sick.

Oh, I am glad the Nelly was being sensible here. And Leisha is all Shocked Pikachu Face.

Does Dean genuinely think he'll get some kind of career out of this?

At this point she seems to fancy any woman with a pulse and brown hair.