MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Why is Sarah the only one getting picked to bits ? It’s bizarre

Stevo didn't deign to hold her hand then. Arse.

She’s such a whinging pain in the arse. She’s got such a horrible personality, she thinks she’s all hard yet also so unbelievably insecure and immature. I need her to go, just get off my screen and go pour your negativity elsewhere.

Mel: “Sarah has completely dodged that question”

I wonder why Mel? She’s probably too scared to speak at this point.

Face like a slapped arse is such a peculiar expression. What does a slapped arse look like?

Interesting outfit on Leah!

Crystal 😂😂😂

Crystal’s face.

I wonder if Dean will also share that his friend was sceptical about the idea of Sarah ever falling for him. Probably not.

Snap

Even moaning that he doesn’t want to be overly affectionate with her. I want to kick him so badly.

She looks like she’s permanently chewing a wasp.

Maeve and Joe, not going to be last.

Steven perked right up then.

What feelings Crystal??? All you have done is been miserable throughout the weeks and have shown 0 interest in Leah, or even respect. And now you are whinging that she noticed the new girl.

So does Reiss!

L and L just constantly pick at each other. It's wearing.

No. Because we know Dean likes to cherry pick the things that he knows will make Sarah look bad and him look like a victim.

Leah is trying to get a reaction from crystal because crystal gives her nothing! Not a hint that she’s interested, other than jelousy

His treatment of Nelly has been appalling. And the experts say nothing. 🤷‍♀️

agree

That Molly Mae advert does my head in

‘These are my absolute go to’ oh fuck off

I've never been obsessed with fabric conditioner. Am I failing to woman correctly?

Exactly! He’s a sly one.. lol

They’re too busy going all in on Sarah for daring to not be attracted to Dean.