MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

[Dillite2]

You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

Well I don't know...I mean I have been watching love is blind this afternoon, making mafs look like a tortoise 😬

I've just tuned in - who have we already had?

Does she even know that he has a kid? I don't remember whether he told her that.

Dirvani waffling shite again.

Just Joe and Maeve

Have these two got the cold?

Bros before hoes always.

The men are all the same every year, they don't stand up to the bully male of the group

Divvy looks like he’s mentally checked out

I get lego hair from Leah...

Divarni just says words that he thinks JR and the ixperts and JR want to hear.

It seems strange to be arguing “he doesn’t prioritise looks enough”

Divarni- looks hot, boring af

These two are definitely staying for exposure. They don't care for an actual relationship.

Sarah forgot her trousers!

Charlene didn't get the wham last christmas sparkly brooch memo did she?

Ta.

We have nothing in common
we don’t fancy each other
we argue
so therefore, im going to write stay

Dean can't wait to throw Sarah under the bus. He is actually giddy with excitement.

Possessive Dean re his hand on her knee. The ixperts have told him he can touch her if he wants to, regardless of what she thinks or wants.

Looks like she should be in Cabaret.

Sarah's face giving her away again.

Oh hear comes Dean with his victim act again…..🙄

I just burst out laughing, I thought she was going to cry the second he placed his hand on her leg 🤣
Her face says it all, it's completely transparent she's here for the 15 minutes

Sarah clutching at straws