MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

I'll presume chemo was beating Mel up last week, so hope she gets involved this ceremony.

Exactly. They’ve given him the gun to hold to Sarah’s head. He’s loving the power.

I like Joe. I'd go there

Thank you, he does seem to be a 'nice guy', but i see what you mean, feels like he's very aware of the camera and looking nice.

I didn’t know she was going through chemo

Mel looks nice tonight

I'm glad Joe isn't matching her with trousers with a knob on

It looks like it’s got a picture of boobs on

Depends on the knob, no?

Bowel cancer I think.

Joe and Maeve are so cute. I hope it doesn't all go tits up.

Maeve will get bored of the quiet life soon enough

Fallen in love? It’s only been 2 weeks?

Steven really is a petulant, nasty piece of work.

I feel sorry for Anita, I think if one contestant votes to leave twice in a row, they should be allowed to call it a day, not held hostage on the whim of their partner.

Definitely

Set these two free so the ixperiment doesn't fuck them up.

She has finished her chemo and is thankfully in remission from bowel cancer

Bit soon for I love yous, isn't it?

She can leave if she wants to and I think she will

Yes. Bit soon for the love bomb. It’s bound to go to hell 😂

And I think act is the appropriate word here. He's been a redcoat and a cruise ship entertainer and is a wannabee actor, I think he has the ability to turn it on and off quite easily. Giving all the shy shit when you've been doing jobs like that? No mate, not buying a single shitty ounce of it.

She was in n remission as of Jan 25

JR pulling a face before she even gets up.

Thank goodness

JR hasn't really fully understood he has a kid. Of course work and money are important if you have kids.