MAFS #5- Stevo is a massive knobbo, Ixperts are still gaslighting the contestants. We wish for more and get nothing but sad care bears. NO SPOILERS

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You lot need to stop talking so much. I am 3 pints of gin in, it's hard work with everyone wanting to be in my business 😉

Imagine how sweaty?

Think John would fancy anything with a pulse

The dress is definitely cellophane painted white

Jon reminds me of a dark haired gary barlow

Mum needs to take a hike

It’d be like a river under my boobs.

His staring is way too intense and I feel like the depths of my soul are being x-rayed.

You’d be squeaking. Well I would be with these melons 😂

You read my mind 😂

Imagine the smell!

I hope somebody cooks bottom bin fajitas

Please, no more nail and dress saga.

Oh god are we going to have another round of dress gate

My dc are younger than Abi and I would never "get involved" in their relationships. Abi's mum needs to back off. Its NOT her opinion that matters

Another rehash of the dress argument incoming.

Oh fuck

dressgate part 400

here we go

😂😂😂

If it's dressgate again I will defenestrate the telly.

Amen

Stay away from Russian windows

I’m sure that the rose Pinot Grigio they sell in Co-op

Ashley's mum cannot compute.

Best not to make jokes Ashley!

It's my mantra in life.

It’s not the poor telly’s fault!