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Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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Dillite2 · 30/09/2025 22:10

I tried!

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JaquiRussell · 02/10/2025 21:52

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:51

Willing to bet that Steven isnt that bothered about his step dad

It will have been an excuse to get his personal phone back

browneyes77 · 02/10/2025 21:52

hoxtonbabe · 02/10/2025 21:50

So I’ve been struggling with the real names this year but somehow remembering everyone by their aliases and so far we have:

Bez, Roland Rat and Crystal. Anyone else?

Steven has interchangeable names.

We’ve also christened him T-1000 after the evil liquid Terminator in T2 🤣

Fandangoes · 02/10/2025 21:52

Very impressed with Crystal there actually. I cannot believe the change in Steven!! He started out all sweetness and light and he now he is just an embarrassing sweary aggressive rough nasty person!!

StaySpicy · 02/10/2025 21:52

I thought Crystal was as emotionally mature as a sperm but she surprised me calling out RR like that.

He's an idiot and can get in the bye-bye box.

murasaki · 02/10/2025 21:53

JaquiRussell · 02/10/2025 21:52

It will have been an excuse to get his personal phone back

Good shout. He needs access to Raya....

Donttellempike · 02/10/2025 21:53

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:51

It’s his ego that’s been injured

Narcissist wound. Leads to rage

RancidRuby · 02/10/2025 21:53

murasaki · 02/10/2025 21:50

The step dad could be in hospital with a broken leg. If indeed he is, which I doubt.

When my mum was taken to hospital to the acute kidney ward, i was not down the pub talking about my sex life. It's not normal behaviour.

Have some compassions, he might be having his tonsils out. It must be so worrying and stressful for poor Steven, that the only way to counter the worry and stress was to get pissed and recount a story of sloppy head performed by someone off Holloaks maybe.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 02/10/2025 21:53

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:51

Willing to bet that Steven isnt that bothered about his step dad

Probably hasn’t even got a step dad

hoxtonbabe · 02/10/2025 21:53

browneyes77 · 02/10/2025 21:52

Steven has interchangeable names.

We’ve also christened him T-1000 after the evil liquid Terminator in T2 🤣

Oh yeah… T-1000 is the original to be fair so maybe I should stick to that 😂

murasaki · 02/10/2025 21:54

Divani, you weren't on her team earlier.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/10/2025 21:54

Joe seems nice enough.
Which means next week he'll probably become a complete arsehole somehow

Dillite2 · 02/10/2025 21:54

On the same team? These two aren't even representing the same country.

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browneyes77 · 02/10/2025 21:54

Why is Div wearing a fucking beanie to a dinner party?

StaySpicy · 02/10/2025 21:55

Ha! The crew doing a quick re-write of Div's question for JR after what happened!!

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:55

It is what it is 🫣

Donttellempike · 02/10/2025 21:56

Paul’s “young lady “ and “madam” makes my teeth itch, these experts are a pile of shit

RancidRuby · 02/10/2025 21:56

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:55

It is what it is 🫣

Gives no fucks.

Dillite2 · 02/10/2025 21:56

I am with Ashley. Anita isn't on her death bed, she's committed to 10 weeks so at least stick them out.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/10/2025 21:56

Anitas a bit like the white rabbit from Alice in Wonder land. That big clock is ticking! No time! No time!

Donttellempike · 02/10/2025 21:56

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:55

It is what it is 🫣

Yes. Don’t blame me or find me in any way responsible

Donttellempike · 02/10/2025 21:57

Dillite2 · 02/10/2025 21:56

I am with Ashley. Anita isn't on her death bed, she's committed to 10 weeks so at least stick them out.

Yes. But she knows he’s a waste of space

hoxtonbabe · 02/10/2025 21:58

I don’t think Anita is wrong though. At 50 odd who has time to be pissing about 🙄

Donttellempike · 02/10/2025 21:58

Grace is back in the room

loveawineloveacrisp · 02/10/2025 21:58

browneyes77 · 02/10/2025 21:25

Mel: “After 17 years with no progress, it’s clear this is a trigger and past trauma is weighing heavily on Anita”

OR she’s 54, menopausal and couldn’t give a shit 🤣🤣

👏 Am totally with her!!

EmeraldShamrock000 · 02/10/2025 21:58

browneyes77 · 02/10/2025 21:50

Crystal is the name we’ve given her.

Her name is Leigh 🤣

(And Leah is her partner)

Edited

😅 I was confused at "Crystal" too.
Ashley is walking on eggshells.

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