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Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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Dillite2 · 30/09/2025 22:10

I tried!

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browneyes77 · 02/10/2025 21:47

murasaki · 02/10/2025 21:46

Paul, fuck off. Cabbage Bez and Anita will never work.

The “See this highlights how they have an issue communicating”

No PAUL, has an issue with communicating.

jay55 · 02/10/2025 21:47

Closed off person, who describes his sexual encounters in the pub.

JaquiRussell · 02/10/2025 21:47

How was he prioritising his stepdad if he was in the pub!?!

menopausalfart · 02/10/2025 21:48

Care so much about your step-dad, fuck off home.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/10/2025 21:48

Running your gob off about your shit shags is really nothing to do with dealing with your family issues

murasaki · 02/10/2025 21:48

Go Crystal.

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:48

I wouldn’t waste time with Steven

he is a proper wrong un

ruethewhirl · 02/10/2025 21:48

Donttellempike · 02/10/2025 21:46

If Nelly had any real life experience she would realise she is not safe with Steven and leave or demand he be booted off .

Meanwhile Sarah is crucified for not wanting to shag hateful narcissist lump

If Steven carries on like this the producers have a responsibility to boot him off, imo.

(Totally irrelevant aside: I love those wine glasses!)

Donttellempike · 02/10/2025 21:48

It’s not passive aggressive. It’s aggressive you idiots

murasaki · 02/10/2025 21:48

This is Crystal's finest hour so far.

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:49

He’s a proper city wanker is steve

ruethewhirl · 02/10/2025 21:49

menopausalfart · 02/10/2025 21:48

Care so much about your step-dad, fuck off home.

This 100%!

menopausalfart · 02/10/2025 21:49

I thought, why did they call her Leah? Thought her name was Crystal.

RancidRuby · 02/10/2025 21:50

I don't understand why no one has asked him why he was at the pub if he was so worried about his step dad?

murasaki · 02/10/2025 21:50

The step dad could be in hospital with a broken leg. If indeed he is, which I doubt.

When my mum was taken to hospital to the acute kidney ward, i was not down the pub talking about my sex life. It's not normal behaviour.

browneyes77 · 02/10/2025 21:50

menopausalfart · 02/10/2025 21:49

I thought, why did they call her Leah? Thought her name was Crystal.

Crystal is the name we’ve given her.

Her name is Leigh 🤣

(And Leah is her partner)

hoxtonbabe · 02/10/2025 21:50

So I’ve been struggling with the real names this year but somehow remembering everyone by their aliases and so far we have:

Bez, Roland Rat and Crystal. Anyone else?

menopausalfart · 02/10/2025 21:51

😂

EmpressSisi · 02/10/2025 21:51

Go Leigh 💪

murasaki · 02/10/2025 21:51

menopausalfart · 02/10/2025 21:49

I thought, why did they call her Leah? Thought her name was Crystal.

Leigh. But she believes in the healing powers of crystals. And it's easier to differentiate between her and Leah that way.

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:51

Willing to bet that Steven isnt that bothered about his step dad

3456DDF · 02/10/2025 21:51

When Crystal is saying to his face what the experts should be saying behind the scenes (and aren't) you know this whole thing is ridiculous

Donttellempike · 02/10/2025 21:51

menopausalfart · 02/10/2025 21:49

I thought, why did they call her Leah? Thought her name was Crystal.

We call her crystal because she is a crystal fan and gave Leah a Crystal at the wedding ceremony. In a fairly weird fashion

And she is called Leigh.

opencecilgee · 02/10/2025 21:51

It’s his ego that’s been injured

menopausalfart · 02/10/2025 21:52

Yeah, it took me a while to realise.

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