Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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I tried!

Haven’t read the full thread as I’m a day behind so apologies if this has been said but I’m so irrationally infuriated! WTAF was Julia-Ruth’s finger clapping about? Honestly it’s all I can focus on from
the commitment ceremony.

I lost you all, checking back in for more shitlid shenanigans!

(And just realised I’m an episode behind because I watched Big Brother last night - can’t keep up with 2 at once!!)

Yes it was the group he called c* from what I could see.

I've just had a realisation that Steven and Dean are Dick Dastardly and Muttley

Dean is insufferable. I'm sorry, he is a nice guy, nice dimples, annoying personality, he gives me the rage, Sarah should be kinder about the ick, but I get it.
I'm an episode behind , catching up. 😅

I think it is unfair the team are forcing Sarah onto Dean.
There is no attraction.
She does not enjoy his company.
They are grooming Sarah to like him.
Shouldn't be allowed.

I just find him full of his own BS (he and his friends did say at the start he is over confident so maybe it's a reaction to that).
He reckons he was "white knuckling the sofa" when the experts said she had disrespected him - really? REALLY DEAN? Has the guy ever had any real trauma? The constant nodding and smiling isn't making him interesting, funny or likeable just annoying and manipulative. The sex poking session was actually disgusting when he was saying he just can't wait to touch her and have her touch him; poor girl nearly gagged - just the way he said it like it was going to make him jizz in his pants was grim, then he said about not being able to stand up after he made her beat him harder with the paddle...boke.

Definitely!

This! I thought they were going to be doing the massages back in their apartments, surely they'd have been much more relaxed!

I've not seen the whole episode yet, but I am SO glad to read that. I'd have hated for them to have tried to chivvy her to do anything physical with Paul, there's just too much ick. She must have felt so trapped when he wrote stay.

Interested to know how this is all filmed - is it a solid chunk of time that they have to take off work and move away from their normal lives / kids to move in with their new partners. What do they do all day every day other than the small bits we see filmed? Or do they live their normal lives then just film a little bit each week. Does anyone know?

I think he looks like Lee Ryan from Blue who also isn’t the greatest example of a decent man

I know I have slightly prudish tendencies, but I’m still freaked out by confronting couples who haven’t even kissed, with butt plugs.

“You don’t really like him touching you, but have you thought about shoving these up each other’s arses?”

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Totally agree with you but that did make me laugh!

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i dont like the intimacy week - not all
people like feathers and butt plugs and they shouldn’t be made to feel bad or prudish about that.
If the ixpert genuinely meant ‘don’t do anything you aren’t comfortable with’ then Sarah would never have been put into that situation with Dean - they could have been given one of the other challenges.

I'd definitely hate intimacy week. Eek.
I couldn't do it.

They have to take time out of their real lives. I think maybe it was last year one of the contestants was upset at missing her daughters birthday which I get, although equally surely she knew when signing up!

I actually feel sorry for Sarah. It's unfair to match someone with someone obese. It's natural for people to be attracted to someone who looks fitter or healthier. It's just natural selection. Yet she is pressurised by the 'experts' to create a physical bond and made to feel bad. What about consent here? He's a lovely guy, but a character. I think that most of us would have chuckled about his rapping and off loaded. I would love to see the experts matched with someone that they didn't find attractive and see how they fared.

Lovely? Narcissist manipulative twat, he got fat to get away with it. He’s admitted as much.

And he’s using that to bully Sarah. Enabled by the useless misogynistic “experts”

The expert's are pretty shit.
The pity party, nice guys finish last, no manipulative guys finish last.

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OMG! I need to see the rest of the episode!

I'd really feel for Nelly if he turned out to be an arse... OK she's being quite needy atm and that's contributing to the tension, but she seems really sweet and it'd be nice to see her with someone who gets it a bit more than Steven seems to.

Was it Holly? She seemed to really struggle with missing her kids.