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Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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Dillite2 · 30/09/2025 22:10

I tried!

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FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 22:07

Oh yes, there he goes again!

murasaki · 01/10/2025 22:07

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 22:06

Ah there’s the real Steven……

Yes, I'm recalibrating my opinion of the fight that broke his face.

RancidRuby · 01/10/2025 22:07

Can't wait for tomorrow, bring on the drama.

reversegear · 01/10/2025 22:08

Wow i wish they would edit that word, it’s not ok

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/10/2025 22:08

I seem to remember there was another girl a bit like Needy Nelly, was she with that wee dweeb that ended up going off with the transwoman?

Dillite2 · 01/10/2025 22:08

reversegear · 01/10/2025 22:08

Wow i wish they would edit that word, it’s not ok

It's just a word

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murasaki · 01/10/2025 22:09

reversegear · 01/10/2025 22:08

Wow i wish they would edit that word, it’s not ok

They have to leave it in to show exactly how awful he is.

Franpie · 01/10/2025 22:09

This season is messing with my head. Coercing people into sexual relationships within days, 5 episodes a week, marathon length episodes, 2 dinner parties in 1 week. The world has gone mad.

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 22:10

At least Nelly can walk away smartish now and not feel it was her fault at all this time

Errahstop · 01/10/2025 22:10

I feel very sorry for Sarah. She definitely could have been more mindful of the fact that he would hear all the things she said but christ can you imagine having to go on with this shit with someone who makes your eyeballs itch. Dean would melt your brain with the constant chuckling and being Mr. Nice. He thinks he's great craic but has no banter whatsoever. Being a character and having character are two very different things. Having said all that, there is someone out there for Dean and I've no doubt this show will help him find her. Good luck to him.

murasaki · 01/10/2025 22:10

How many weeks does it go on for? I swear the Oz one was 10, (dp would say a year 🤣) but this feels like they're trying to speed through it.

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 22:11

Oh no, the ickspurts aren't going to let her go that easy are they? She'll be chained to his bed in some "intimacy" lesson in her letting him do whatever the hell he likes next episode

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 22:11

opencecilgee · 01/10/2025 22:04

Reckon they’re all “life coaches “

A girl I was good friends at school with, is supposed to be a ‘Life Coach’. Had some qualification, website and everything.

Her love life is an absolute fucking shit show (and I mean complete car crash, dating psychos etc) and she works for the council now.

Probably should’ve used her life coaching knowledge to coach herself through her own life 😂

murasaki · 01/10/2025 22:11

Errahstop · 01/10/2025 22:10

I feel very sorry for Sarah. She definitely could have been more mindful of the fact that he would hear all the things she said but christ can you imagine having to go on with this shit with someone who makes your eyeballs itch. Dean would melt your brain with the constant chuckling and being Mr. Nice. He thinks he's great craic but has no banter whatsoever. Being a character and having character are two very different things. Having said all that, there is someone out there for Dean and I've no doubt this show will help him find her. Good luck to him.

Is wee Jimmy Krankie available?

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 22:12

Errahstop · 01/10/2025 22:10

I feel very sorry for Sarah. She definitely could have been more mindful of the fact that he would hear all the things she said but christ can you imagine having to go on with this shit with someone who makes your eyeballs itch. Dean would melt your brain with the constant chuckling and being Mr. Nice. He thinks he's great craic but has no banter whatsoever. Being a character and having character are two very different things. Having said all that, there is someone out there for Dean and I've no doubt this show will help him find her. Good luck to him.

I still really want to know what terrible things she was meant to have said! There was her usual face pulling and a lot of editing in her laughing but she only said she had the ick and care bear. I know I keep going on but I want to know why they were making her feel so bad for that.

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 22:14

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 22:11

A girl I was good friends at school with, is supposed to be a ‘Life Coach’. Had some qualification, website and everything.

Her love life is an absolute fucking shit show (and I mean complete car crash, dating psychos etc) and she works for the council now.

Probably should’ve used her life coaching knowledge to coach herself through her own life 😂

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It's always those ones. They'll post on Insta about how much they grow with lessons like #bekind then spout the toxic positivity shite about body image alongside a heavily edited picture of them in a bikini 🙄

murasaki · 01/10/2025 22:17

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 22:14

It's always those ones. They'll post on Insta about how much they grow with lessons like #bekind then spout the toxic positivity shite about body image alongside a heavily edited picture of them in a bikini 🙄

And then move onto a MLM scheme. It's that ridiculous #bossbabe thing.

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 22:18

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 22:14

It's always those ones. They'll post on Insta about how much they grow with lessons like #bekind then spout the toxic positivity shite about body image alongside a heavily edited picture of them in a bikini 🙄

I mean if you’re going to be a Life Coach, surely your own life should be a decent advertisement of your skill set! 😂

TinselAngel · 01/10/2025 22:19

Can’t believe I’ve got to go out again tomorrow night.

JaneJeffer · 01/10/2025 22:20

Anyone watching First Dates? There’s a rapper!

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 22:20

JaneJeffer · 01/10/2025 22:20

Anyone watching First Dates? There’s a rapper!

I’ve switched to Gogglebox

FirstCuppa · 01/10/2025 22:21

Fuck me, have they got Dean a new gig already?

murasaki · 01/10/2025 22:22

browneyes77 · 01/10/2025 22:18

I mean if you’re going to be a Life Coach, surely your own life should be a decent advertisement of your skill set! 😂

Well people tend to get angry at the suggestion that healthcare staff should embody healthy lifestyles, so maybe not...

Iceandfire92 · 01/10/2025 22:25

Every year they follow the same narrative. They pair up an overweight person with a slightly more overweight person. The slightly less overweight person believes they are more attractive than they are and are seemingly oblivious to the fact couples are paired up according to objective levels of attractiveness. The penny doesn't seem to drop that they have not been paired up with the tattooed hunk of a personal trainer or the duck-lipped OnlyFans model/influencer for a good reason.

The slightly less overweight person believes they are entitled to a person who is way more attractive than the person they are matched with. They proceed to verbalise (often after being repeatedly asked/pushed by their "partner") that they do not find their husband/wife attractive and that they would have preferred a slimmer match.

The slightly less overweight person will consequently be villified, given a terrible edit and will be berated by the "experts" and the general public. Larger person will be dejected and their self-confidence will be destroyed (not enough to become a low-level influencer). Rinse and repeat

Pianoaholic · 01/10/2025 22:26

A woman I knew 19 years ago (our first children were babies at the time and we met at a baby group) trained to be a life coach and needed 'guineapigs' so I went along and she asked me questions about where I wanted to be in life in the future. At this point the kids were about 2 years old, so I think it was quite difficult to imagine life beyond toddlers!
I don't think she made a career out of it, but who knows, maybe one day I'll see her on MAFS!

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