Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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I tried!

JR is looking for reasons against Div

They might as well have given them each a pair of those plastic tits Gazza wore, a kiss me quick hat and stood them in a room of Beryl Cook paintings for all the good that task did.

Did Div write "childrun"?!

I'm annoyed Sarah is now toeing the party line.

Her face isn't though

Maybe it was a cry for help

As in ‘childRUN’

Don't child-run away?

I’m watching the football - thank God

She needs a Keye intervention.

I feel like we’ve heard a lot about Keye’s trauma and insecurities but we haven’t heard much about Davide and things he’s dealt with and gone through.

Davide's tank top looks very itchy. Its making me itch just looking at it

Sarah's mouth says one thing. Her face says the complete opposite.

Rebecca and shitlid are boring.

I like Keye, I feel we know more about him than Davide though. He seems to not like sharing as much as Keye and has taken on the father figure listening role

I’ve literally just written the same about Davide & Keye!

Keye definitely does more sharing

Here's betting his questions will be shit. Like do you like tomatoes.

Bez looks like he is doing a wordsearch rather than writing anything

Bez being a snarky twat again.

Fuck off Paul

Anita needs to chill the fuck out

Poor Anita looks like she's lost the will to live.

Oh god here we go - gaslight her into thinking she doesn't get the question

Think she’s out. She’s been forced to stay in

We’re not being shown much of Davide

presumabky Keye did ask him questions too?

She's cross because she wanted to go home so I have some sympathy. I wonder if shes going to try to wind him up enough to write leave himself.

Anita should just slip a "leave" card into CabbageBez folder thingy. He won't remember if he wrote it ir not