Mafs Thread 4-Dizzy Dez is not the best. Rapping Dean makes Sarah scream. Crystal tips has frozen nips. Experts are oblivious. Alphas are mysterious.

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I tried!

Crystal gets offended by EVERYTHING

And mine! He needs measured for some proper support in that department

Coercing Sarah into sexual activity with an annoying prick she can’t stand. That’s success in this world 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Ooh yes we”ll just borrow some butt plugs we’ll bring them back tomorrow 🤣

Oh Dean.

You deluded fool.

Sarah should have taken the butt plug and rained it in Dean's gob

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Tell your face, Sarah.

Sarah takes the blindfold so she doesn't have to look at him.

Also cutting to her wearing the sweetie bra really made me laugh! she’s serious but so unserious haha

Why doesn’t he do up the robe?

the women have theirs done up

Sarah keeps looking at them all and seething because none of them stood up for her on the sofa I reckon. She knows she has to pimp herself out now for "the show" which is grim, particularly in this setting.

Grace going through that was soo painful to watch. Why are they insisting on this torture?

Dean, that was NOT FUN. Sarah will not be keeping that going. The face falling at the end of every interview says it all. She is now back to script for the production team.

So awful that Sarah feels she needs to say how good this session is for her and creepy moob king Dean 🤮.

🤣🤣

Of course DD has to walk in as the butt plugs came on screen.

Divarni is not the humour go to guy

PoIntless task

Intimacy is such an important part of a healthy, mature relationship and it's not just about sex.
But yet each year this show actually like it's a giggle at the bottom of an Ann Summers gift bag.
It's pathetic, especially when so many relationships, particularly with the British stereotype of a prude/ stuff upper lip, fail or struggle to communicate their needs in this vital part of connection.
Or are in dead bedrooms entirely 🤦🏼‍♀️

JR isn't happy once again. All she wants is to just get rammed hard.

Oh dear, the lists of JR and D aren’t going well.

Not that we expected it to

Julia is living in the 70's

My my, JR and wee Div have almost opposite values

Stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

JR and D should have done the sex toy task

Of course it's all about her "this is not enough!" shock horror